Son𖤐

#999 🇩🇴. .🇹🇹 suck ya muda

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

you don’t release a team photo like this unless you know you’re making a run 🇳🇴

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

She got Cancer & still dedicated to the game
you hoes need to learn a thing or 2 from Aang

[Son𖤐 @G_Kode666]

Jit def tried to use 48LoP... completely wrong

[BIG BK. @bklynnATL]

and she’s not wrong!!!!

[syren @ligerzerosyren]

I turned 18 in 2011. Rent was $425. After work I’d go to the mall with friends and get a whole new outfit for $40. We’d go out that night, drinks were $3 and whole meals were like $7. Wake up next morning & get brunch WITH DRINKS for less than $15. Life is hell now.

[Perc Nowitzki @Trisbenoit_]

I watch dis nigga shoot anything everyday

[Yonan @yonann]

John Krasinski says his mom talked him out of quitting three weeks before he booked The Office, so she gets 10% of everything

"I said to my mom, 'I'm going to move to New York and be an actor'"

"She said, 'The only thing I ask is that in three years, if you haven't had a bite or a nibble, you have to pull yourself out of this, because as your mother, you can't ask me to tell my son to give up on his dreams'"

"Two and a half years later, I called her and said, 'I did it. I gave it a shot, and I haven't had any nibbles.' She said, 'It's September. Let's talk about it at Christmas. Just finish the year.' Three weeks later, I booked The Office, so I owe my mom 10% of everything"

[LINDSEY 👩🏿‍💻 🍑 | SaaS Doll @LindseyCreated]

mind you this is when you get the job offer, not even once you get the check 😭

[Ruzy.hl @0xRuzy]

Keanu Reeves revealed they didn’t know if The Matrix would succeed because test screenings went badly.

Keke Palmer: I always wanted to ask you, I mean, when you was doing The Matrix, did you think it was going to do what it did? I mean, how could you, you know...

Keanu Reeves: No idea. There were some test screenings beforehand that didn't go so well.

Seth Rogen: Oh God.

Keke Palmer: Really?

Keanu Reeves: Having that, going into the next step of the release, really set up like, we don't know how this is going to go.

Aziz Ansari: Wow.

Keke Palmer: Wow.

Keanu Reeves: But you know, as filmmakers...

Seth Rogen: Yeah, yeah.

Keanu Reeves: You start, I mean, just starting from an assembly, right?
Seth Rogen: Yeah, yeah.

[Breezo @Breezooo777]

soon as I bet on this mfk he goes 0/4

[THREE. @SanSuperSya]

That’s what I like about the game. There’s no VIP.

[mac🍉GLEEK🦄 @macc_donalds]

I’m still thinking about this tweet like gay people really are incapable of just saying “she sounded so good here!” LMFAOO

[𝓔𝓵 𝓟𝓪𝓽𝓻ó𝓷 @ZBankEnt]

This has been backed by science..

The music you listen to between 13-25 will have the biggest impact on your taste for the rest of your life.

[D'Ante ⚡️ @DAnteFourPrez]

Bow Wow’s lil film run in the 2000’s is underrated actually. Like Mike, Johnson Family Vacation, Roll Bounce, Tokyo Drift, Lottery Ticket

All classics imo

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

whoever wrote that one gun and ball tweet must feel so vindicated every single day

[Son𖤐 @G_Kode666]

I was just thinking how bro aint get mentioned this whole cup 😭😭😭

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Neymar retires from international football

[𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐇▐┛ @YungFascist]

Hey Hitler

Yes Benito?

SIX SEVENNNNN

[Desi king @DesiKing_]

The most performative religion.

[L’incompris Sage  𝕏 @IncomprisSage]

J’ai averti un fumeur des effets néfastes du tabagisme sur ses poumons et il m’a demandé quel serait l’avantage de mourir avec des poumons en bonne santé.

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

Paris after the France vs Morocco match regardless of who wins

[Bisexual Gamer Looking For Love, Pls look female @skramzbunny]

accidentally called a 12 year old who was in my way walking home a faggot