George Lauber III

Be savage not average

[George Lauber III @G_L_3]

@Microsoft @MicrosoftHelps how come there is no customer support for office 365 over the phone? Just had to reset my entire computer to get Microsoft to allow me to utilize my purchase. Is this how we're going to treat paying customers? No help at all?

[Ashe Short @AsheSchow]

Maybe you shouldn’t have overturned Trump’s executive order reducing insulin prices….

[George Lauber III @G_L_3]

@Matt_Carlson22 #firenagy

[matthew james @Matt_Carlson22]

Perfect time to fire Nagy going into the bye week…. A great transition to a new coach. Players aren’t disciplined out there, that’s a coach issue!

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

These are the smartest people in America, the expert class, mostly Ivy League educated people with very important titles

And they're fucking morons

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

I’ll be the person brave enough to say it first: the Bears should start Justin Fields. #courage

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

So nice of USPS to pay homage to Peyton Manning with their new mail delivery vans.

[Crypto Jag @0xcryptojag]

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."

[Mark Knoller @markknoller]

.@PressSec ended briefing with a statement to further dispute article in @TheAtlantic. She displayed graphics that said the article cited "4 anonymous sources to smear the President," while "10 on-the-record sources" debunk it. She denounced it as "conspiracy-laden propaganda."

[George Lauber III @G_L_3]

@Matt_Carlson22 Remember the dinning center lol

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

The American Postal Workers Union endorsed Joe Biden for President

Are we still really supposed to trust the USPS with our election?

🤔

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

The fake news media doesn't want you to see this clip, so let's drive them crazy and make it go viral!!!

[George Lauber III @G_L_3]

@CocaColaCo why is Fresca only available on Amazon at $21 a 12 pack? Why aren't you stocking it in stores. I want my Fresca back.

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

Democrats in Congress impeached our President for a perfect call.

Should Democrats in NY impeach Cuomo for sending coronavirus-infected patients into nursing homes?

I mean, one of these things cost thousands of lives.

The other just cost Pelosi/Schiff their credibility.

[Benjamin Domenech @bdomenech]

DeSantis has every right to be offended. Florida was nationally mocked and decried as a zone of death while Cuomo was hailed as the press conference king. The death count tells the truth about who actually failed his people.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Serious question: are we all pretending that the White House doctors simply greenlit Trump taking hydroxychloroquine without considering the possibility of risks? Because it seems quite problematic to suggest that they're willing to lose a president on their watch by shrugging.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This guy sums it up perfectly. @myfoxboston

[PointeeBoots @tradlvalu]

@thedailybeast @tradingbandit And I agree with Trump...

[George Lauber III @G_L_3]

@Matt_Carlson22 I don't think you can handle the pasta