just a john doe

[wellsy @Gail________]

The Larry the cat has more balls than all of the British government

[Skeleton Discount @bigspooktime]

there is literally not a single other food youtuber doing it like this guy. If you don't know abut Joe you would never in a million years guess how the video goes after he gets his order taken.

[eddie mitchell @brightonsnapper]

Despite best efforts to improve #Worthing Town I feel sadly this feature won’t last long at all ;-(

[just a john doe @G_Longhurst]

@ItsJamesHall If you went to court could you ask them to provide income from that machine on said day? If it's broken there'll be a discrepancy on takings from that machine. Proving it was broken

[LBC @LBC]

'I don't think he ever really liked the job, or enjoyed it.'

@AndrewMarr9 and James O'Brien think Keir Starmer bids farewell to Downing Street with a 'celebratory air'.

[Josh @joshpearson180]

James Wade bang on the money

World Matchplay > World Cup

[Boney R. @boney2r]

A driver told his CEO: "I lost $97,000 because of you." The CEO's answer cost him a $69 billion company.

Super Bowl Sunday, February 5, 2017. Travis Kalanick orders an Uber Black in San Francisco and lands in the car of Fawzi Kamel, a driver since 2011.

Kamel recognizes his passenger and asks about the falling fares. Then the number: $97,000 lost, bankrupt because of him.

Kalanick's reply goes into the dashcam word for word: "Some people don't like to take responsibility for their own shit. They blame everything in their life on somebody else. Good luck!"

Door slam. Kamel rates the ride 1 star and hands the file to Bloomberg.

The clip detonates on February 28. Watching it, Kalanick drops to his knees in front of colleagues, by their account.

The damage control fails in character: he visits Kamel to apologize, then spends the hour re-arguing fares. The peace costs $200,000, paid to the driver.

Four months later investors force Kalanick out of the $69 billion company he built from nothing.

His exit consolation: a $2.7 billion stake sale. Uber without him passed $150 billion.

One recording, 6 minutes, 1 slammed door. The most expensive ride in Uber's history.

[箱娘みかん @mikanbako_00]

実況も笑う。 ベンチも笑う。 観客も笑う。

でも、次の瞬間には全員が拍手していた。

これが1995年、レネ・イギータが生み出した「スコーピオンキック」。

普通にキャッチすれば終わるボールを、あえて両かかとでクリア。

あまりにも非常識で、約30年経った今も語り継がれる伝説です。

[Live Darts @livedarts]

Eric Bristow demonstrates how to hit a nine-darter at the 2001 World Matchplay 🇬🇧9️⃣

A year later, Phil Taylor achieved the feat at the Winter Gardens for the first time, securing a £100,000 bonus 💷

[On The Tools @onthetoolstv]

We've all been there

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

The penalty is real.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Imagine watching England play Argentina in a World Cup semi-final from here 🤩

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

ROMAN REIGNS BRINGING UP HHH IS WILD

SETH ROLLINS WITH THE COME BACK 👀

#WWERAW

[Kev London .K.media @kevlondon4]

Collecting From Food Banks & Selling The Donated Food At Car Boot Sales.

[WTF @mrwtffacts]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 In 2005, David Beckham took a photo with two young footballers at the opening of The Beckham Academy.

The two kids later got married, and the boy went on the become captain of England, Harry Kane.

[UK Rap Daily @UKRapDaily]

The song John Stones is dancing to in this clip is ‘Talk To You’ by 54 Ultra

It might be the song of the summer now…

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

Arriving at the BST Hyde Park Championship. 📍

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Yeah that’s an all timer of an interview 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Tom🐺 @TheWadd_]

Littler not being able to jump at 19💔💔

[TheBrightonBard @TheBrightonBard]

The Lanes in the late 1960s ❤️

It’s Friday night in Sussex and I can’t think of a better way of spending 2m 45s of it that by enjoying iconic footage of Brighton’s Lanes with music from The Kinks. 🇬🇧

(Credit to the fantastic @bo66ie29 who first shared it a few months ago.)