G_tooslick

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[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Look at God

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

March 9: "We're now totally independent of the Middle East. We don't need their oil."

April 1: "It doesn't really affect us. We have so much oil. We have tremendous oil and gas, much more than we need."

June 17: If I didn't agree to the MOU, we "would run out of reserves at about 4 weeks...we would really run out, and there'll be a time when you wouldn't be able to get it."

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Americans realizing they spent $75 billion fighting Iran, then another $300 billion rebuilding Iran, just to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the war started

[Nike_JustDrewIt @drew_gotem_]

Bro idk why Drake gets the BIGGEST passes i’ve ever seen! And it be by black people! Kendrick was 100% right on this lame ahh culture vulture

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Adding James Harden to win a championship is like marrying a stripper because you want a family.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[Hood Wild @hoodwild_]

A woman's dog was making odd movements whenever she turned her back, so to see she recorded it, and found the dog was making biting motions

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Don Lemon: “If Barack Obama had sued his own government, settled with himself in secret, created a billion dollar fund with no congressional oversight to pay his political allies. What if he did that? They would’ve had him in chains before sundown. The National Guard would have been called in. Impeachment articles would have been filed. Can you imagine Fox News?”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Seriously guys, whatever happened to:

• the DOGE checks
• tariff checks
• the Greenland hospital boat
• 10% APR on credit cards
• my meds being 1500% cheaper
• $2 gas
• the Epstein files
• reopening the Strait of Hormuz that was already open
• cheaper groceries
• ending wars in 24 hours
• the “privately funded” ballroom

Any updates?

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

Thank you Drake 💯 For years I have been paralyzed and stuck in a wheel chair. But when my friend started playing your new Album “ICEMAN”, I gained the strength to get up and turn that trash ass music off 😭 Thank you Mr. Drake and all you do for the disabled community 🥹

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

President Obama on Iran: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz”

[Jake Shuttelesworth @waves_falls]

We freeing young Bul from them Mormons and introducing him to Georgia Ave!!!

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Here is 2 minutes of Donald Trump on the 2024 campaign trail pledging to lower your energy and electric bills by 50% within 12 months of taking office.

Can we get an update on this from MAGA?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Five-time NBA All-Star John Wall has become the president of basketball operations at Howard University, returning to Washington, D.C. to partner with the top-ranked HBCU in the country, school officials tell ESPN.

[Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸 @EvanAKilgore]

HOLY CRAP!

According to Cole Tomas Allen's LinkedIn, he interned at NASA in 2014.

In 2014, NASA published a paper and "Henry Martinez" was an author.

An X user named "Henry Martinez," made in 2023, made only a single post on Dec 21, 2023.

The post simply said "Cole Allen."

[Chili Dog @RobertJMolnar]

Trump is going to go for staged assassination attempt again

blame it on Iran

I will put a 25% chance on this play

Trump has lost all global respect (such that he had)....allies and enemies alike, laughing at him

[G_tooslick @G_Tooslick]

@RespectMyCos We needed a DT, you forgetting waddle and engram and the fact that we got a new OC. We will be fine

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

@WhiteHouse So we are back to wear we were before you spent $54 Billion, killed 150+ kids, lost 13 American Lives and got hundreds of Americans wounded.