Grant

Uninteresting midwesterner. BVU & Marietta College alum. CyclONEnation, GO Pack GO, Fly the W, Gooner.

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

I think hydration breaks might just be commercials

[ESPN @espn]

Milan Momcilovic, the No. 1 player to enter the transfer portal this spring, is transferring to Kentucky, he announced on social media.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Standing on the brink of history.

[Grant @G_Wilson101]

Weeded my garden and now I’m getting wine drunk listening to @tbtduluth on my patio, starring off across a soy bean field on a perfect Midwest night. Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

[Yesjulz @YesJulz]

Does everyone understand how absolutely insane this is?!

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We did it, together.

[Grant @G_Wilson101]

@TravisHines21 People were always going to be mad. But I think Campbell and other guys returning to that moment and retelling it in a way that’s offensive. We all saw it for what it was, pretending otherwise is condescending.

[Grant @G_Wilson101]

The art of getting the house as cold as possible at night and then closing it up during the day to avoid using the AC as long as possible. 🥶

[Adrian F. Pascal 🇻🇦 @deusimpera]

It’s incredible that this 2017 caricature has become reality.

[Grant @G_Wilson101]

@AndrewCDowns @DerekDuke25

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

If there is ever a social phenomenon that needs to be studied, it is how the GOP has been able to hoodwink people for decades into thinking that they the party of “fiscal responsibility” when there is absolutely ZERO evidence to support that claim.

And I mean ZERO.

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Give this the Pulitzer.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Grant @G_Wilson101]

Bourbon and Tiny Desk Concerts. A perfect pairing.

[Grant @G_Wilson101]

I can feel a bump in dopamine when I eat cheese.

And that’s why I’ll never be skinny.

[Grant @G_Wilson101]

Jamie, do the right thing. If those snobs can earn that, imagine if Jack Trice harnesses the power that is Cyclone Nation!

[Sports Business Journal @SBJ]

The Univ. of Michigan sold nearly $15M in alcoholic beverages at Michigan Stadium over the past two years since alcohol became legal inside the stadium 🍺

In terms of revenue, the university generated about $2.3M during its inaugural season of alcohol sales and $1.69M last year at six home games. 

Via @MLive | https://t.co/PMvlXvob9n

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

Nothing for parks.
Nothing for health care.

Unlimited billions for ICE and for war.

https://t.co/nPUXsmSBPl