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[Michael @OwuorMichael]

Kenya inateremka Valley Rd bila brakes. Brace yourselves.

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

If William Ruto wins a second term it will be the worst period you will ever experience as a Kenyan.

[Silas Nyanchwani @nyanchwani]

A few things if Ruto gets the second term.

1. Term limits will be removed. No brainer. Obviously.

2. Some nondescript MP from Sabaot or Taveta will start some serious charge to amend the constitution calling for a referendum to change our constitution. Armed with “good intentions”, a lot of noise about the need to tame the wage bill and overrepresentation, Kenyans will be duped to think that another amending of the constitution will fix our problems. There will be no discussion about the real culprits: corruption and bad governance. Sadder is that the most marginalised people for whom devolution may have been the best shot at fixing the multi-generational inequality will be at the foremost at defending the new consistution that will hoodwink many people but whose sole aim is consilidate more power and resources in Nairobi.

Ruto will not hesistate for a second to mutilate the constitution. When the whole country embraced it, he was the only one opposed to it for no reason at all other than that he hates all that can be good for Kenya.

We forget so easily.

3. It is foolish to think that Ruto remodelled State House so that he can leave power prematurely. Naah. Man’s never played like that. Ever. All that remodelling and building of the chapel are for the long haul.

Remember, regionally Kagame and Museveni inspire him. Suluhu also can teach him a thing or two. So does the Ethiopian guy. South Sudan, Somalia and Burundi don’t inspire much.

4. We have seen the institutionalization of the goon culture. It is a signal of the coming clashes between Gen Zs and Goon Z. Two young people of disparate backgrounds. Goon Z will win the day.

5. In his first term, Ruto survived the Gen Z protests, impeached his deputy with brutal efficiency. Can you imagine what kind of a man he will be when nothing stands out of his way?

6. Ruto swallowed and effectively neutered and neutralised ODM. He will have zero resistance from any quarters. He has quashed and vanquished anything that can stand on his way. Only Richard Onyonka and Edwin Sifuna have some cojones to speak truth to power. Two men against his brutal machinery, tough lucky baby.

7. Mass abductions, cruelty such as never witnessed, and serious crackdown at dissenting voices will be the norm.

8. Kenyans will ever regret laughing at Uganda, Tanzania or those countries ruled by dictators.
We will realise we are not above the program.

9. Current government bloggers will be the most surprised later in 2028. One just hopes they are making enough to prop up this regime. No sensible Kenya I know vouches for this government kabisa. And we all can’t be mad and only six government bloggers be right. And now content creators running low on cash are about to rescue their reputation appearing on popular podcast with very lame talking points. Do people in government read the mood of the country?

10. I have seen that Zimbwabwean dude around State House. And I have watched the company the president keeps. The level of corruption you will witness will leave you poorer than you are now, sadder than you will ever be and super hungry.

Again, all of the above are derived from the observable facts.

In 2030 let no one act surprised.

[🫧 @sijuagain]

i like to be handsome, smell good, and have money in my pockets. i’m just a man

[Karani Mutonga @Karanimutonga]

I've never watched a single podcast of Obinna thing.

That's my contribution to the society.

[Jakonyango @Ja_Konyango]

If I am broke by 30, I'll marry a luo woman, aniue na stress kabla nifike 40.

[Major @G_eriki]

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[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

Are you celebrating being a member of the 100 points club in Gameweek 2? 💯

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

Life as a Manchester United fan:

[nerd with adhd @sidinkd]

that's why im on twitter, everyone is either su*ci*al or horny or political.

[Real Life Villain @dontcallmeTK]

Unaavoid sambaza Nairobi unakuja Meru kuambiwa uingie boot

[Bane @MisterAlbie]

Mukirudisha huyu mjue you are done as a country. This is one of the greediest motherfuckers to ever exist in modern society. Kenya’s Mobutu Sese Seko.

[vilvado™ @_vilvado]

My girl amefutwa kazi and now she has no other source except me

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

It's not how it starts, it's how it ends.

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

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[Jame @Cjamehk]

PREPARE FOR COSTLY INTERNET.

Have you noticed an increase at the rate of data bundles been deplated at the same speed as the one Kasongo is traveling to sugoi with.

Now, the looting regime led by President William Ruto is planning to clamp down on social media...

Not by closing the social media apps , but by making data prices out of the reach of ordinary people.

Have you noted how both Safaricom PLC and Airtel Kenya have simultaneously downgraded their data offer packages.

Airtel watch was a little generous has reduced the ksh.1500 SMARTA package from 3GB daily to a 32GB package which is loaded once in your line.

They have also reduced the hourly packages from 1gb for ksh.15 to a mere 250mbs for ksh.15 which is being swallowed in a jiffy.

Now wait .. You thought you'd escape to WIFI which offers unlimited data for monthly packages?

Ruto is already targeting that through a Draconian Kenya Information and Communication (Amendment) Bill 2025 by Aldai M.P Maryann keitany

Once this bill is signed into law, it's going to take the country years back and roll back the success and milestones in affordable data , killing tens of thousands of jobs in the tech sector.

Keitany's bill proposes far reaching measures that are going to make WIFI data expensive..

✅ Introduction of internet metre number to bill every subscriber.
✅ There will be no unlimited data. You'll pay as per your consumption. They say you pay power or water.
✅ Monitoring of internet usage by ISPs

The above Draconian measures points to a plan to curtail access to information to the public through the internet.

Ruto in his haste to clamp down on the internet will affect:

✅ Businesses that used internet by increasing the cost of doing business.
✅ Schools that offer online studies will increase the cost of courses.
✅ Most businesses will fire staff to cut down on cost so as to survive.
✅ Communication will be affected because the cost of data will be out of reach affecting decisions and the economy.
✅ Access to information will be affected to a large portion of population who will not be able to to buy data.

All this is being done to clamp down on access to information as we go to an election year.

Ruto is fearing another Genz outrage which is fueled by information through social media. He thinks that by making data costly, majority of Kenyans including young people won't be a able to access information.

The Looting regime is taking us back to stone age , where we will be communicating through smoke and beating of drums.

[Major @G_eriki]

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[Richard daniel @richardd_000]

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[Major @G_eriki]

The world is changing, if we play by the old rules, we are going to lose the new battles.

[JBT @UtdJBT]

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