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If I’m not eating I’m probably sleeping

[Gi @G_marie5]

This sent me🤣🤣

[Schadenfreudelish @aggierican]

Good morning, Twitter 😊

[Gi @G_marie5]

@Foid_Ear_Biter @MicCrewDaGoose gonna live forever it appears😉😂

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I genuinely think the standard workday should be 10 a.m.–3 p.m. or 9 a.m.–2 p.m. There’s no reason people should spend the majority of their lives at work. Let people get home with enough time to be with their families, partners, and friends, pursue hobbies, and actually rest. A lot of today’s burnout and unhappiness comes from the fact that work consumes almost all of our waking hours.

[Jon Brooks @jonbrooks]

Those $180,000 starter houses in 2016 are now priced at $425,000

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

Interviewing for a mid-level job in 2026 feels like trying to join MI6. Why do I need three rounds of interviews, a take home personality test, and a presentation just to manage a spreadsheet for $65k a year? The process is broken.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Please take ur days off, these jobs do not care about u.

[Jum @JesterJum]

Not to sound geriatric but...you know what i miss?

Turning something on and it just works.

No account setup. No app download. No QR code. No "sign in to continue".

Just plug it in and it does the thing its supposed to do.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I do not want a yearly performance review. I do not want to spend time filling out a form like what I worked on all year was forgotten. You saw the work. You paid me. That was the agreement. Stop asking me to write essays about it. Leave me alone and let me enjoy the holidays.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The 40-hour work week is outdated and was designed with the assumption that someone else was going to be always taking care of cooking, cleaning, and household errands. It wasn't designed for you to be doing it all, and if you're having a hard time, you're not a failure.

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

They convinced us that 2 weeks vacation per year is generous.

That working until you're 65 is normal.

That 40+ hours a week is just "how it is."

They're stealing our life away so they can live theirs.

[iTamara @Real___iTamara]

The 2 gay men that adopted that precious baby and are on video taunting it because it doesn't have a Mother need to be investigated by CPS. Absolutely disgusting.

[Emily Saves America @emilysavesusa]

So I walk up to the iPad. I order. You have a shitty attitude. The food is insanely overpriced. I get myself water, napkins and utensils. And the tip on the iPad starts at 25%.
Legitimately get fucked.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

a pregnant coworker noticed her baby wasn’t moving as often as they should…. and she is coming in late today so she can get that checked out,and the other coworkers who are women and have kids are saying “pregnancy isn’t an excuse to keep missing work”

I’m embarrassed to be here really..

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Job hoppers get 30% to 50% salary bumps. Stay put and you get a 3% raise and a pat on the back.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

The whole “nobody wants to work anymore” line is so tired.

It’s not that people don’t want to work.

They just don’t want to:

• Spend 10+ hours a day away from home for a paycheck that barely covers rent
• Sit in traffic longer than they see their kids
• Be on call 24/7 for a company that would replace them in a week
• Get praised as “family” and laid off by email
• Do 50 hours of labor for 40 hours of pay and zero security

People aren’t allergic to effort.
Fix the system. Not the workers.

[rabbitholebot @rabbitholebot]

If you haven't figured it out by now, our entire government is a huge mafia who launders our tax payer money right back to themselves through foreign aid & endless wars.

They all hate you & couldn't care less if you suffer & die horrible deaths, as long as they got rich.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Looking at how much our prenatal care doctor visits cost and realizing illegal and legal immigrants can come here and get all of it free, paid for by my taxes

[Adam @AdameMedia]

BREAKING: 🚨 🇳🇴 🇮🇱 NORWAY FIRST COUNTRY TO ARREST EPSTEIN PEDOPHILE

Norway just put the west to shame.

Former PM Thorbjørn Jagland was taken into custody today on charges of “GROSS CORRUPTION”

Your turn, America.

[420Matt @420matt9191]

Take your days off, these jobs don't care about you I promise you

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

🚨HORRIFIC: 16yo WA female wrestler sexually assaulted by biological male opponent in girls' division during match.

School delayed reporting for 2 months. Criminal investigation now underway.

This must stop. Protect our daughters! #ProtectFemaleAthletes"

h/t: @usanewshq