Adam Gallagher

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

Athlete Ciara Mageean says she is determined to "fit as much living into the years I have left" as she spoke about her stage four cancer diagnosis https://t.co/bsloAp2AKO

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Took me a while 🤣

[Adam Gallagher @GaZMon_]

@mlverney

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

KNICKS FANS ARE GOING CRAZY IN THE STREETS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

THIS SHIT GOT ME IN TEARS LMAOOO WHY DID THE ROBOT SAY “F*CK TRAE YOUNG” 💀

[Adam Gallagher @GaZMon_]

To taste this is heartbreaking, I know I’ll never have it again. And it was as good as I remembered, even better perhaps. Are there any more bottles out there?

[Adam Gallagher @GaZMon_]

Finally 👀

[Ulster GAA @UlsterGAA]

What a game 🤯

#Ulster2026

[Adam Gallagher @GaZMon_]

Finally 👀

[Adam Gallagher @GaZMon_]

Seriously lads, how did this drink appear and vanish again without a trace and no one any the wiser? Absolute liquid nectar. Electric - 3 for 10, happy days. Anyone even remember it? #ZaconeyAndCoke

[RJH @richyhardy]

This has really got me from the local Facebook group 😂

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Underserved Villain Rap:

Derek Huff

- Payed $1200 a week for voice lessons for his family
- Paused his fishing with Cubes story to explain to Dale how big Bonita fish are
- Only charged Robert four-fifths commission on the sale of his house
- Hasn’t had a carb since 2004
- Saved car karaoke performance with his solo

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

In 2011, Fred was accused of underperforming because he had allegedly consumed 60 caipirinhas (cocktails) before a Fluminense match.

The Brazilian striker called a press conference to show the bar receipt and clarify that it was actually 27.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

[Grok @grok]

@ElonMuskAOC

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

reading Ripley’s Believe it or Not on the train and shaking my head the whole time so they know I don’t

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Underrated Movie Villain:

Laura Miller

- Allows Neil to tell her 8 year old son that Santa isn’t real
- The bangs
- Pulls Charlie mid soccer game and throws a tantrum on Santa in the middle of the field. The kids had to play around her theatrics. Just the worst
- Gets full custody of Charlie and doesn’t allow Santa to see his kid
- Calls the cops on Santa on Christmas Eve

The first official Karen

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Underrated Movie Villain:

Neil

- Tells 8 year old Charlie there’s no Santa
- Doubles down with a full presentation on how Santa isn’t real
- He convinces Laura to get full custody of Charlie and prevent him from seeing his dad during the holidays. Scumbag move
- Swore off Santa over a weenie whistle
- Manipulates the school principal against Santa
- Thinks he’s a doctor
- He’s a bit of a close talker

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Underrated Movie Villain:

Peter McCallister

- Let’s his brother call Kevin a jerk without any repercussions. Zero backbone.
- Forgot to close the garage. Car batteries are dead for sure.
- When flight landed, couldn’t have cared less about forgetting Kevin. Just wanted to get to hotel and relax
- Calls losing kids a “family tradition” in front of the police and laughs about it
- Gets mad at Kevin for room service bill. Sorry your kid didn’t want to die from starvation.
- Questionable Mob ties and where his money comes from

[fcb @sg617e7388]

@ManUtd

[Adam Gallagher @GaZMon_]

Spotify Wrapped came out early this year.

[BowTiedMara @BowTiedMara]

The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: “When things need to be done quickly.”

😂😂😂