Gabrielle

Delivering lukewarm takes since 2009. (she/her) 💖💜💙

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

@MontgomeryParks, we need more shaded areas at the playgrounds 🥵

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and only cried once today. This moi! #Duolingo365

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

Me, every day on this godforsaken app

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

@iAMbigmeesh And they always cover them head to toe for the summer Olympics. Aren’t they hot?!

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

@rebmasel Truly a woman of taste

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

Grover is to Sesame Street as Kirk is to Stars Hollow

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

@KCDavisSays It really stuck with me when Elyse said, “If I’m too much for you, go find less.”

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

@dulcesloan Whatever sauce they’re made with. No sauce on the side. They can keep the carrot sticks and celery too 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

@SandiResistz @abigvle We did this for our honeymoon. I had a good time, but I completely agree. If I could go back and do it again, we’d stay put. Maybe do day trips to close locations instead.

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

My ideal fashion aesthetic is like — okay, I don’t care if people think I’m straight, but I want them to at least hesitate before making that call.

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

@ArielMyren @bottomsmovie Ayo Edebiri is having an incredible past couple years and I am here for it

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

Just saw @bottomsmovie and the audience was laughing The. Whole. Time. With a few “Jesus Christs” sprinkled in. It was great

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

At a trolley museum and our guide pointed out a trolley with controls on either end so it goes both ways. I was one second away from saying, “Oh cool, me too.”

And that’s why I should not go on school field trips anymore.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Felonies Georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

One thing about Keke Palmer: she WILL take advantage of an opportunity.

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

8.16 https://t.co/Jojm5kViQo

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

@pearlsandprozac @MamaMeelah A few days ago someone told me they were going to be out of pocket over the weekend. It took me a second to understand! I was like, you’re…scheduling your mess?

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

The devil works hard, but the Barbie marketing team works harder.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Google “Greta Gerwig”, “Margot Robbie” and “Ryan Gosling”

[Gabrielle @GabAleta]

Kids eating food in unusual ways will never not be funny to me. Go ahead and eat that pizza cheese first, little dude.