gab 🚨🫀🥂🚀

[gab 🚨🫀🥂🚀 @GabVergani]

Terrible customer service @PARXAFTERDARK2

['*•.¸♡ 𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐞 ♡¸.•*' @softxxgf]

I know my place and it's on his lap.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

if my friend hates u i hate u-in-law

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

can’t eat fruit, sky is on fire, and going outside costs $100 now. everything’s great

[emz! @blahblahemilyy]

when he does something to remind you that he’s just a man after all

[moonglade @gxre_lxve]

you seem pretty directionless for a girl who had a plan

[Katie Greifeld @kgreifeld]

*NYC AIR QUALITY INDEX DETERIORATES TO 'UNHEALTHY FOR EVERYONE'

it’s 97 degrees, the lettuce will ruin your life and the air is unhealthy

[𝔦🪆 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

a diarrhea plague and a killer heat wave while we’re doing a Middle East war, the emperor’s army is killing people in the streets, and everyone outside the palace is facing an affordability famine — we’re in the middle of one of those apocalyptic Biblical prophecies

[em @emilyagain]

NYC Cyclosporiasis watch (Midtown edition, 50s)
Just Salad: filled 🥗🥗🥗
Sweetgreen: extremely filled 🥗🥗🥗🥗
Chopt: a little quieter 🥗🥗
Thisbowl: filled 🥗🥗🥗
CityMD: extremely filled 🥗🥗🥗🥗

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande once again changes the lyrics to ‘thank u, next’ at the eternal sunshine tour:

“Wrote some songs about Ricky, we always find our way back.”

[Andy Wang🕊 @andysvibe]

The more you relax the more abundance you attract

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

I need the girls to get DISGUSTED by a man never buying flowers, planning dates, building a bond, investing in & pouring love + effort into a good hearted woman that deserves it. GET DISGUSTED.

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

in the end, the girl who treats a man like a debit card always seems to come out on top. Meanwhile, the girls asking for nothing but attention, effort, and consistency end up in therapy trying to heal from it.

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

Someone said Mamdani became Mayor just to get rid of everything that pissed him off as an individual and I 1000% believe that. Lmao

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

Dating someone who constantly wanna fck you is so fun 😂

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.