Gabs

Working in communications because we can’t all be acupuncturists.

[Gabs @GabbyAnglin]

We're engaged now lol

[Gabs @GabbyAnglin]

"You're causing psychological distress in my head right now. I know your game, I'm just incapable of stopping it." -The dude that's forced to sit across from me at work

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about

[aia @mwahwolfe]

some people just don’t understand the cultural significance of a photo taken of your hand holding your theatre programme or playbill with the stage out of focus in the background.

[José María Luna @JoseMLuna]

If I ever get murdered DO NOT go to the cops, I want the Julia Louis Dreyfus sheep handling the case

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Soft launching that I want to get off the phone by saying “Alright well…”

[Gabs @GabbyAnglin]

No.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthletic: For 40 years, Duke has been college basketball’s most polarizing team. People love to hate Duke.

But has Duke basketball become less hateable? Perhaps, maybe, even likable? https://t.co/Z2jcL2ANjA

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Baseball is meant to be watched in person

Football is meant to be watched on your couch

College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i am seated. i am 2 weeks early. the theater employees are begging me to leave. that’s how seated i am

[Gabs @GabbyAnglin]

Who remembers the Gabby Anglin x Keds era

[paulina⸆⸉ ¹ @pwonderstruck13]

Who remembers the Taylor Swift × Keds era

[Mattea Roach @mattearoach]

The Olympics are great if you’re someone whose sleep schedule is always bad bc there’s always something on the go that you can use to justify to yourself/others why you were awake. Up at 3:45 in the morning??? Yeah, I was just checking in on the figure skating team event

[Gabs @GabbyAnglin]

At a point in my life where I look forward to the new episode of Shark Tank every Wednesday

[Mystic @wyamystic]

this and a small town where somethings not right

[Not Robert Griffin @Pseudo_RGIII]

“It’s MarioTAH, not Mariota” - Cris Collinsworth

[Gabs @GabbyAnglin]

Today, a wedding vendor asked me what I was most excited about for my wedding day. Instead of saying something sweet or cute, my type A self said “everyone following my schedule” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

One thing about me? I’m going to keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky and pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes.

[robbie @rob_brom]

I lived through the ME! lashings so nothing can hurt me now

[Patrick DeVito @TheLionsMan]

Dan Campbell and Ben Johnson this Sunday

[Buffalo Zoo @buffalozoo]

Noted #BillsMafia member Himalaya is ready for game day! 😤🏈

GO BILLS!!! 🔴🔵 @BuffaloBills

[National Zoo @NationalZoo]

🎃🍬 Get ready for a WILD Halloween— join us for Boo at the Zoo and Night of the Living Zoo!

🎃🐵 Boo at the Zoo | A spook-tacular evening awaits you at this family-friendly event, sponsored by @MarsWrigley. On Oct. 17, 18 and 19, enjoy an enchanting evening of trick-or-treating and spirited entertainment:
• 🍭 30 trick-or-treat stations
• 🎃 Live giant pumpkin carving
• 🧙 A magician performing spellbinding tricks
• 👻 A troupe of Halloween characters
• 🐒🐘🐢 Enjoy after-hours access to Small Mammal House, Elephant Community Center and Reptile Discovery Center

💀🍷 Night of the Living Zoo | Our 21+ Halloween bash is back ——and deader than ever. On Oct 24 + 25, prepare for an evening where spirits are high and the vibes are otherworldly:
• 🍹Sip potions from the open cocktail bar
• 🔥 Be dazzled by mesmerizing circus performers
• 🪩Shake your bones to killer DJs and live bands
• ✨ Experience ethereal “Zoostrology” readings
• 🐍🦁 Enjoy after-hours access to Reptile Discover Center and Great Cats
...and much more!

🎟️🔗 Get tix at https://t.co/vNWuBE2JkE. All proceeds support the Zoo’s animal care and conservation programs. Become a member today and enjoy 15% off admission!

[Kaitlyn 🪩📸❤️‍🔥 @d0dgedabullet]

Funny enough, I've also been saving up to buy her music since I was a teenager. She's just like me frfr

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Jason Kelce is the Barbara Walters of our generation