aspiring forest nymph

fond of trees. loves a good wool blended yarn. please don’t ask me to crochet you something for free

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

Good morning. Somebody siphoned my gas.

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

@nicolamcgiffin He’s such a good boy why does he have the cœn

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

Why do people on fb market place always give me directions to their house and not their actual address

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person

grocery store: yea right. bet u love spinach u little spinach freak. here's a fucking brick of spinach. a literal bathtub full. u have 3 days to eat it all before it goes bad

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

These shoes look like the love child between me and @nicolamcgiffin

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

The “Omw” shortcut for the iPhone is so unrealistically enthusiastic. Who the hell says “On my way!” With that much zeal

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

@McMarioCruz HI ZELDA

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

@nicolamcgiffin I wish we could rent a luxurious air b&b by the ocean and lounge in ridiculously stunning house coats and shit talk anti vaxxers

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

Me: I am a strong independent woman!

Me when my dad won’t help me fix my truck:

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

My parents favourite thing is telling me to come downstairs and hang out and then ask me “whats up” when I come downstairs

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

Selling wool toques I made in December in the sunny, springtime month of April to pay for my perm that I impulsively booked. This absolutely CANNOT fail

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

@nicolamcgiffin You are so BEAUTIFUL

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

Frecks are coming out

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

The only times @nicolamcgiffin and I talk is when I see a doc marten ad on Facebook market place or when we want to brainstorm eclectic tea party ideas, and I wouldn’t want it any other way

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

When you really think about it, hiking in a skirt isn’t a bad idea

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

@nicolamcgiffin solved the problem thank you my love

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

When you have to pay parking tickets, car insurance, and buy auto parts all in one day

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

@nicolamcgiffin HA [email protected]

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

When you have to pay parking tickets, car insurance, and buy auto parts all in one day

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

waiting to get a covid test so I can visit my dr. Office and realizing I haven’t completed my health insurance paperwork yet and have no current medical coverage 🧡🧡🧡

[aspiring forest nymph @GabbyDujmovic]

I just found out a lot of little kids “talk on the phone” like this now I am goi to throw up