Gabe Barten

My Twitter personality and my irl personality are not the same.

I just tweet about sports

[Gabe Barten @GabeBarten]

Darn Cavs couldn't score to take the lea- OH HEAVENS

[Gabe Barten @GabeBarten]

@ShamsCharania Holy overpay

[Gabe Barten @GabeBarten]

NOOOOOO

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

MOROCCO DRAWS LEVEL JUST AS STOPPAGE TIME BEGINS 🇲🇦

[Gabe Barten @GabeBarten]

@br_betting Germany beat us lmao

[Gabe Barten @GabeBarten]

That looked like me in Mexico earlier this month lol

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Fun fact.

When you get a sunburn, when the damage to the DNA of the cells cannot be repaired, your skin cells essentially "commit suicide" through a process called apoptosis to prevent turning into cancer cells.

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

This was my most liked post yesterday just because I decided to wear my K-State hoodie😂

Goated fanbase #emaw

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

Don’t think anyone is picking up the seats next to me. Rare couch seat in a sold out crowd, can’t beat it.

[Gabe Barten @GabeBarten]

Who tf can the Cavs trade for Jaylen Brown????
Dennis Schroeder?

[Jef @JefeZhai]

Who tf can the Wolves trade for Melo???? Naz Reid?

[Gabe Barten @GabeBarten]

NOBODY no hits the Kansas City Royals!!!

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The Rays were two outs shy of a combined no-hitter until Craig Kimbrel surrendered a two-run homer to Carter Jensen

[Peter Appel @PeterAppel23]

I’m actually pissed off

Jac Caglianone puts a hole in the back of the stadium.

And Statcast has the audacity to say it went a measly 435 feet

I’ll help you out, you stupid robot

PeterVision: 603 feet

[Gabe Barten @GabeBarten]

@Jsize18 We made a girl famous for saying hawk tuah into a mic man just accept he got lucky and move on

[Gabe Barten @GabeBarten]

Pitcher pointing like it's a routine pop fly

[MLB @MLB]

Pete Crow-Armstrong stays hot 🔥

He has homered in 4 of his last 5 games!

[Gabe Barten @GabeBarten]

Man.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Bobby Witt Jr. diagnosed with Grade 1 MCL sprain, per @TriciaWhitaker.

[Gabe Barten @GabeBarten]

@FlyoutChase Wait until I tell you where the final is

[Gabe Barten @GabeBarten]

Holy shit😭

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

MESSI SCORES ARGENTINA’S FIRST GOAL OF THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP! 🇦🇷

[#KCFC 🇸🇳🇺🇸🇪🇸 @MIK3MCDANIEL]

I SAID ITS FUCKING SOCCER NIGGA

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Opening Statement. 🇺🇸

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

Let me explain why I think Freddy resonates.

Lots of Europeans visit the USA as tourists. They visit New York City, or Washington DC, or Hollywood, or Las Vegas, and if they visit natural beauty too, they go to really crowded places like the Grand Canyon or Yellowstone.

So while they see our cultural and natural icons, they are mostly in blue cities and they therefore also see the decline, the homeless, the drugs, the dirt and the rude, rude Americans.

But Freddy is not doing that. Freddy is driving, and he’s doing it through the heartland, where people are kind and polite, the skies are wide open, and the bounty of Buc-ees and Bass Pro Shops are overwhelming.

Freddy is not seeing fentanyl and decline.

He is seeing the real, hopeful, patriotic, kind America that European tourists rarely traverse.

And he loves it.

That’s why Freddy is a phenomenon.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

THREE FIRST HALF GOALS FOR THE UNITED STATES

TWO OFF THE FOOT OF FOLARIN

[Gabe Barten @GabeBarten]

@KStateMBB @Big12Conference No home and home with Iowa state is criminal