Andrew Dismukes' Strongest Soldier

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'Misanthropic Himbo'

[Andrew Dismukes' Strongest Soldier @GabeInRealLife]

Now, I may not be the smartest man

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

My strongest THE ODYSSEY take (it ripped) is that Robert Pattinson is one of the funniest big stars we’ve had in a minute

[Luca ☭ |-/ @what_the_luca]

l'affiche:

[Andrew Dismukes' Strongest Soldier @GabeInRealLife]

I hate to be the "won't somebody think of Mel Gibson" guy, but has anyone asked Mel Gibson if he wants to do this?

[Trad West @trad_west_]

Imagine an Odyssey:
>Spoken in ancient greek
>Recorded with historically accurate armor
>With greeks cast in it
>No cringe rap videos
>Actually loyal to the source material

Elon Musk might make this a reality by funding Gibson

[Andrew Dismukes' Strongest Soldier @GabeInRealLife]

Also, I played through Spider-man again recently and it's so boring. Those games are so boring. The X men are fun, surely this will be differe- what was that?

[Andrew Dismukes' Strongest Soldier @GabeInRealLife]

I was gonna buy this but, man, if you're so embarrassed about Wolverine being an X men character why should I bother?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Insomniac's ‘WOLVERINE’ is set in a world where the X-Men doesn’t exist.

• Wolverine, Mystique & Sabertooth form Team X with Nathanial Essex to protect mutants

• Bolivar Trask & Trask Industries are the main villains - Lady Deathstrike also features as the leader of The Hand

[Andrew Dismukes' Strongest Soldier @GabeInRealLife]

@DomainDead In the UK virulent right wing homophobe Ann Widdecombe died this week, maybe Graham was no. 3

[luke @louorns]

This will go down as one of the worst, if not the worst opinion in the history of opinions

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

making these is kinda fun

[LEBOM App @LebomApp]

Football journalists:

[Andrew Dismukes' Strongest Soldier @GabeInRealLife]

@atrupar Love how he launches into a half-assed Trump for the angel voice and balls fucking immediately

[Andrew Dismukes' Strongest Soldier @GabeInRealLife]

And there will definitely not be someone shooting at me from the arch, which you can't access without a key card between the hours of 2 and 5am, it would be impossible to set up a point to shoot at me through such means, very safe. My secret service detail rotates in 15 minute i-

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: By the way, on July 4th, it’s going to be approximately 107 degrees out, and I’m gonna go and I’m gonna make a really long speech just to show that I can do anything.

[Quimey Herrera @QuimeyHerrera01]

el futbolista paraguayo solo está diseñado para recuperar la pelota, una vez que lo logra se la devuelve al rival para intentar recuperarla nuevamente

[Andrew Dismukes' Strongest Soldier @GabeInRealLife]

I do this but I measure in Nicolai Brock-Madsens. You could've gotten 232 Nicolai Brock-Madsens for that.

[Rory @RDuffy16]

They should stop using money to describe transfers and use historical players.

Elliot Anderson went for 1.42 Zinedine Zidane’s.

[Alvaro Berro @alvarofberro]

🚨 #ULTIMAHORA preocupación por el estado de salud mental de Edward Norton. Se le ha visto desorientado hablando solo durante el USA-Turquía en el estadio de los Ángeles.

[julsey 🤓☝️ @diversestripes]

girl fuck you 😭😭 kumail was funny + the s21 lineup all adore e/o

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Feel like pure sh*t, just want the VAR officials to stare creepily at the camera like they used to again

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before