Gabe

Digital Marketing & @haslemerefringe

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Help fund an NHS pay rise by monetising the British Government's £3​.​5billion hidden art collection, while simultaneously creating new gateway jobs for the art industry and counteracting the employment crisis. Please sign the petition! https://t.co/5uOVlY29K6 via @UKChange :)

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I really dislike it when people screenshot their own motivational tweet and put it on LinkedIn

#motivation #linkedin

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Glad to meet the @JaacksHappyHour boys today. Brief but lovely. Great show and top lads. Especially @RobbieKnox and his skirt 💛 🇳🇺

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@RobbieKnox if you have any free time in Guildford on your tour, how about I take you to the best pub there? It’s the least you could do after slagging it off on See It Off. I couldn’t believe the slander 🤣🤣

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@rorysutherland can you confirm whether you narrate this version or not? I want to listen to it but the preview is a ‘randomer’ narrating it, and I’d rather it be like Alchemy! Cheers

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@rorysutherland I trust AirBNB more than hotels because each room/flat has only the one place to offer. They can’t do the classic hotel trick of promoting with the nice room and then putting you in a shit one.

On the contrary, it’s very easy to list so scams are common on AirBNB.

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Analysts are saying that energy bills, after being subsidised by the government, will be X. Let’s take X to be £45m. Once again, human behaviour has been overlooked. If people’s energy bills are subsidised by 50%, people will use more energy. So forecast numbers are too low! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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“We will deliver. We will deliver. We will deliver.” - Truss, 2022.

We fell for that once with Hermes or Evri or whatever they’re called now. It’s not happening.

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@danielsjross @MichaelBarber9 @InstituteGC @BorisJohnson Can’t wait! Thanks Daniel :)

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"Wow this is a super interesting blog. I'm really glad I spent 3 minutes of my life reading this instead of watching TikToks of cats in vases." - You, in 3 minutes time

Proper Marketing Isn’t Trackable https://t.co/gJ8M9xDjQN

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I've just noticed the tragedy that is @ciarcarlin 's YT tags which have to cover every eventuality of people misspelling his name! You've got it sorted my friend, but how have people not grasped it yet? It's clearly Kearen Carling.

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@TomCraine @cimran86 can you please get @RobbieKnox on the podcast for the next series? My case is as follows:
1. He is a funny man
2. He’s literally made videos dedicated to takeaways before
3. He could bring a good perspective on what it’s like to get takeaways with 3 children

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Just me that thinks the Official Charts logo looks like the logo for a building society up north?

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@kroeger_erika @rorysutherland That’s awful! I don’t think theres enough awareness. Although, I think there’s also a lot of people who understand the severity and still choose to ignore! Realistically there should be a blanket rule for all public transport banning common allergens like nuts and seafood etc.

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@WineRides @rorysutherland Person with a nut allergy: don’t mind me while I drive across the Atlantic 👁👄👁

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@Jaack Happy Hour being one of the most popular podcasts in the UK? Round sheep man. Round sheep.

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Check out my latest article: Reactive Marketing: Squid Game’s Impact on Shoe Sales https://t.co/1YhbuSlzY9 via @LinkedIn

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@ReeceShearsmith It was fantastic Reece! I watched it on Thursday with my girlfriend and we loved it! Excited for your next project…. Maybe an IN9 stage show? A few stand out episodes adapted for the stage? 👀

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Rishi Sunak the type of guy to ask for extra paper in an exam. Untrustworthy.