Gabriel Saba

Out of the box thinker, in the bed stinker...yes that is a fart joke

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

What a great deal! Fun hobby to get into if you want to try it out!

https://t.co/aMfX1KAnZ6

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

@realDonaldTrump You are disgrace.

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

@realDonaldTrump You have been beat by 5mill+ votes simply because you were inept. Good riddance.

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

I vividly remember the point in my life where I went from crushing on Danny to crushing on Allison #HocusPocus #youliveyoulearn

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

What kind of AP Bio class is Elliott in? He is too young to be dissecting frogs! #ET

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

I just realized one of my #bucketlist items is to have Jerry Seinfeld tell me how ridiculously stupid one of my interests is

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

#ProtectBearsEars #protectgrandstaircaseescalante #OptOutside #protecttheparks

[Sierra Club @SierraClub]

Trump just announced an illegal plan to shrink Bears Ears & Grand Staircase Escalante. Congress needs to hear from you: https://t.co/nVVZx9XqIA #StandWithBearsEars

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

There are two types of people: there are those who confuse safety pins with paper clips and there are liars #dontlie

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

@ericneel Trying to find an article you wrote in 2004 about Khalil Greene. “Deep Short” I believe it was called. Any idea where to find it?

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

@JoshuaCaudill85 Jr, Vizquel, Wizard of Oz, Teddy Ballgame/Gerhig, and Ripken...There are plenty of Runners-up

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

@JoshuaCaudill85 @Indians Better not jinx my boys!

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

Hey Guy trying to carry on a convo in the restroom...um, dont #fullconcentration

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

If I never hear the term "elevator speech" again, I'd be cool with it #networkingsuckstoo

[KnauerLater @AbrahamTornado]

Holy murder... (@GabeSaba) https://t.co/4DFGvXPdg6

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

Its the worst when your parents tell you they put your dog down when in reality they took him to a big farm upstate

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

I think Terry Gross is my #soulmate #freshair

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

I hate that I send my own snapchats to myself and also replay then #truthhurts

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

Its crazy the havoc you can cause by constantly commenting "no way, me too!" Under everyones facebook statuses

[Gabriel Saba @GabeSaba]

Hey pizza places, stop sending me Valentine's Day coupons!

Edit: keep sending me coupons for any occasion. I love you.