Gabriel Sanchez

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

See you in 11 Sundays.

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Karen in HR swung by my office this morning

Asked if I'm joining the Employee Engagement team-building session this afternoon

I said "what is it"

She said "an escape room"

I said "what time"

She said "5pm"

On a Friday

An escape room

At 5pm

On a Friday

The irony of trapping employees in a room they have to solve their way out of at the exact hour they've been trying to escape all week was apparently lost on her

I said "no"

She said "it's mandatory"

I said "so is reading the policy before enforcing it but here we are"

She said "it's about building team culture"

I said "I already spend 50 hours a week with these people. If we haven't built culture by now, a padlock and a flashlight aren't going to fix it."

She said "your attitude is part of the problem"

I said "my attitude built the Q2 forecast in two days. What has the escape room built."

She didn't answer

She left a flyer on my desk

I used it as a coaster

At 4:58 I packed my bag

The analyst saw me leaving

He said "you're not going?"

I said "I have somewhere to be"

He said "where"

I said "home"

He looked confused

Like the concept of leaving at 5 on a Friday was something he'd only read about

I said "you should try it sometime"

Got in the car

My wife called

She said "are you coming home?"

I said "I escaped"

She said "from what"

I said "the escape room"

She said "you didn't go did you"

I said "I didn't need to. I solved it from my office. The answer was the door."

She laughed

First time she's laughed at something I said in weeks

I'm counting that

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

And no, we're not tired of winning yet.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸

#Class

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨NEWS🚨🚨

The Los Angeles #Chargers currently have the highest percentage of registered Republicans on their team among all #NFL teams.

Los Angeles led all the teams in the league with 33% of their players registered as Republicans.

(Via VoterHub)

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

we have parted ways with OC Greg Roman and OL Coach Mike Devlin.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

going super saiyan

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Deadline deal: Saints are trading OL Trevor Penning to the Chargers, per source.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

how 'bout them chargers???

[Gabriel Sanchez @GabeSanchezFSP]

Been waiting for this 🫡

[George Kent @Bambino_Bets]

Play of the Year is here folks.

9-1 +$83,700 on them all time.

Just give this a reply and it’s yours!

[George Kent @Bambino_Bets]

Play of the Year is here folks.

9-1 +$83,700 on them all time.

Just give this a reply and it’s yours!

[George Kent @Bambino_Bets]

$10 to $10,000 challenge continues!

Courtland Sutton Receiving Over 61.5 -115

I’m risking our $19.10 to get us to $35.71. Let me know if you folks are tailing along and Goodluck!

[Gabriel Sanchez @GabeSanchezFSP]

Let’s goo!

[George Kent @Bambino_Bets]

Day 1 is a WIN folks!

Let me know if you tailed and if you’re ready for Day 2!

[Gabriel Sanchez @GabeSanchezFSP]

@Bambino_Bets

[Gabriel Sanchez @GabeSanchezFSP]

@Bambino_Bets Tailing!

[Gabriel Sanchez @GabeSanchezFSP]

Ready to tail!

[George Kent @Bambino_Bets]

I’m working on the NFL slate for you folks. I didn’t have anything Thursday after I checked the weather report and solidified my wind projections. Sorry about that.

Posting my best bets soon!

[George Kent @Bambino_Bets]

Been a great few months of NFL as promised.

I’m still working hard for you folks and I may have found us something for tonight!

Please reply or repost and I will send it out once it’s ready to go!

[Gabriel Sanchez @GabeSanchezFSP]

Let’s get it!!

[George Kent @Bambino_Bets]

I’m on quite the run in NFL, I think it’s time to start posting my NBA and NHL plays as well.

Let me know if you want me to start today, I’ll find us something!

[George Kent @Bambino_Bets]

I’m on quite the run in NFL, I think it’s time to start posting my NBA and NHL plays as well.

Let me know if you want me to start today, I’ll find us something!