King Quaf

I'm a warm-up, fourth quarter superstar. #mayor #ONEMIZZOU

[King Quaf @GabeSmith21]

.@RamsNFL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[King Quaf @GabeSmith21]

“Mitch Cox would want me to go out tonight” type hair nights kna’mean

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@WillieTheTiger @uncledanny24 The state of kansas, along with the jaglegged existence of a baseball franchise a few hours west down 70 (who’s best claim to fame is a song written by an Australian teenager), would be the reason why the Kansas City Chiefs are not worth rooting for.

[King Quaf @GabeSmith21]

@WillieTheTiger @uncledanny24 Because of kansas.

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@WillieTheTiger @uncledanny24 The confusion is honestly quite confusing when there isn’t anything confusing about why someone wouldn’t root for any team that word has anything to do with.

[King Quaf @GabeSmith21]

@WillieTheTiger @uncledanny24 It’s because of kansas.

[King Quaf @GabeSmith21]

@uncledanny24 @hochman @nuggetsnews [@hochman @kingoon450 one more, this is worth it] to make fun of my oldest brother

[King Quaf @GabeSmith21]

@uncledanny24 @hochman Also D let’s not let the #twitterworld get it twisted—@hochman put me on when @hochman was @nuggetsnews

P.S., I believe in that medium’s universe (radio, when Hooch phoned me in at the precocious age of freshman @ Mizzou) I also took the public forum opportunity to make fun of

[King Quaf @GabeSmith21]

101 on Customer Retention from ⁦@DoorDash⁩ 👍

The compelling part of the apology was definitely when this screen popped instantaneously upon submission saying “Sorry: here’s a pre-populated message we put thought into twelve quarters ago, about rule we made up. Sorry.”

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@Apple tapping into sense of awareness of the day-to-day user’s UX in this most recent release was [?] at Apple? Genuinely curious (definitely confused)

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@elonmusk keeping it real my twitter account was hacked a few months back and I never went out of my way to take any action on it (candidly, other than just not use X from a practicality standpoint)

Any suggestions or can I maybe get someone to rid the (hundred of) hack tweets?

[King Quaf @GabeSmith21]

@Uber this is complete horseshit and you know it

Also the reason why myself and everyone I know in Chicago uses @DivvyBikes (which has plenty of issues of its own but we still love them)

Do u guys actually think ppl believe this? Do u actually think they do if it’s every trip?

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@girdley @equaider