Gabe Elias

I have few followers because I have little to say and it's never clever. I like music though.

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@bertkreischer I'm a lot like you Bert. I also have nipples.

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@toddbarry That's a photo of his house after he is done shoplifting.

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@nprobin The Velvet Underground & Nico

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@reynoldsgareth The dog from Mad About You

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@JasonIsbell "While some on principles baptized
To strict party platform ties
Social clubs in drag disguise
Outsiders they can freely criticize
Tell nothing except who to idolize
And then say God bless him:

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@daveanthony Saturn is clearly flat

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@reynoldsgareth "You Can't Date Rape If Your
Dick Don't Work", "Small Balls Big Ideas", "I Don't Always Pick Up A Book, But When I Do, It's 3 Sets Of 15 Reps".

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@nelsbilyachenko You think the statues are bad, don't look at our currency.

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@icecube That or the Catholic Church

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@AndrewYang How about calling them the Minneapolis St Paul's. St Paul killed very few people.

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@MitchCumstein7 @Milan__Lakers @DeathKwonBro @thejtlewis @JoeBiden @realDonaldTrump There was that one time he helped the worst justice in Supreme Court history by leading a group of old white men in attacking an innocent sexual harrassment victim.

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@JoeBiden When is Anita Hill going to endorse you?

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@icecube Ahhhh. No wonder they killed him. Makes sense now.

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@Alyssa_Milano HOUSE OF CARDS!

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@normmacdonald I expect only one survivor...

You guessed it. Frank Stallone.

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@daveanthony They don't have to read the last book. Just look outside.

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@reynoldsgareth DID YOU MISS ANYTHING? Katy Perry is sad about her album sales. Lana Del Rey was "put on blast". Good lord, the things you've missed.

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@iamcolinquinn If the corona virus were black it would have been ended a long time ago. Stupid white viruses.

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@normmacdonald It's been a while since I had any math learnin', but I believe its base × height.

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@SarahKSilverman Redemption only comes to the introspective and the contemplative. He will never find it.