Gabe Utsecks Jr.

PR Jack-off time: 14.28 seconds. #alwaysgrinding

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

Am I in tonight?

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

First day of j**. Maybe being black isn’t so bad.

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

The Will Farrell falloff needs to be studied.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Give us our top nigger back or we will bomb every square inch of your country, alright?”

[Cason Derulo @MetaWootenPeace]

To my friend Sherrone Moore. Rest now brother, we have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.

[JR Levert @JRho_11]

Sherrone said

[Skinny @skinnydawg10]

‘23: dawgs lose to bama by 3 & go from 1 to 6

‘25: dawgs beat bama by 21 & go from 3 to 3

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

Hungover on the plane train. Does it get much better?

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

Crib same size as the galleria. Spanish model with me, call her siñorita.

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

Isis does NOT want to see this Georgia team at the Sugar Bowl.

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

Drinks in Sanford are free until I check my bank account the next morning

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

Look like a million but I’m much more than a million. Goosebumps.

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

2018 Juice WRLD still hits every single time.

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

#rapejimmykimmel

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

Analysis (cutters on a Thursday) + capital (dads credit card) + execution (blackout after 10 $1 beers).

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

@FamousJ002 Rent free?

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

Still hungover on Monday…

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

Anyone else get an adrenaline rush when they connect with a hot chick on LinkedIn?

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

Biggest flex of my internship is that we aren’t off for Juneteenth.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

We got countries aura farming on Twitter during WW3 😭😭

[Gabe Utsecks Jr. @Gabe_Utsecks57]

If someone has a visible tattoo I automatically lose all respect for them.