Gabe Newell

Hi, my name is Gabe Newell. You can contact me at [email protected]. My favorite class is the spy.

[Gabe Newell @GabenGaben]

@The_Scout I think we both know Scout.

[Gabe Newell @GabenGaben]

What do you get when you combine video games and hats? A never-ending paycheck!

[Gabe Newell @GabenGaben]

@PortalMouth BUH BUH BUH WHAT

[Gabe Newell @GabenGaben]

So I started doing some work today. But then I saw the Taco Bell across the street were having a sale! I've been in here since 7!

[Gabe Newell @GabenGaben]

@stacmasters Might I suggest a quick TF2 break and buying keys? It certainly refuels my steam!

[Gabe Newell @GabenGaben]

@IntelMiner What's that? Put more things on sale?

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I hope you all enjoy the Steam sale going on right now! It should pay for the tip on this night's meal.

[Gabe Newell @GabenGaben]

@Autolikescake @IntelMiner a man's gotta eat!

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For every follower I gain, Episode 3 will get released sooner! So just about ten million to go and we could see it in a few years

[Gabe Newell @GabenGaben]

People have asked me what it takes to get Episode 3 to come out. I told them to stop making All You Can Eat Buffets exist.

[Gabe Newell @GabenGaben]

I woke up today, thought about doing some work. I will, right after breakfast. I'm only on my 20th tray of eggs.

[Gabe Newell @GabenGaben]

After many months of suspension, I hope a new account was worth the weight.