Gabi Stephens

oh Lana Turner we love you get up! Fiction writer @UNCWCRW (she/her)

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Everyone at this urgent care keeps asking if I’m pregnant and it’s like, no, my skin really just looks like this right now

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@blgtylr Don’t get me started on the boys who call themselves baritenors.

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@mentallyeli But if you’re in the industry… I think you have a lot more reason to hate theatre people lol

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I’ve met so many people who say they hate theatre recently and when I ask them more questions it always turns into “I hate Disney” OR “I Hate Hamilton” hahahahah and I just think that’s something to think about….

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@mentallyeli I think she’s allowed to say that, but when it comes from someone outside of performing arts it usually boils down to “they’re loud” or “weird” which says to me that the person doing the hating is uncomfortable around people who feel free expressing themselves.

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Crocs are the great equalizer

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I literally think it was the best acting training I’ve ever gotten…

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Now that I’m a year out from my MFA in creative writing… I feel like I should start auditioning again

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@marlowetatiana These bangs are iconic

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Anyways, I’m going to read a book

[Tobi Haslett @tobihaslett]

“Gaza is a real-time alarm bell that genocide may become a political tool in the decades to come for resolving capital’s intractable contradiction between surplus capital and surplus humanity.”

[Marlowe Granados @marlowetatiana]

Imagine thinking the height of intellectualism begins and ends with having gone to an Ivy League… quel horreur!!!

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But I can’t do it until Monday bc I have to go to the restaurant and actually work… anyways

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Yes I am going to write on substack about how spd closing is validating my decision to work full time in food and beverage while I write my little books and talk about reading and writing with my friends. Sorry!!!!

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Getting a cold can of Coca Cola for a BOH employee bc I am the people’s princess

[Emily Gould @EmilyGouldNYmag]

My one problem with Poor Things is, Bella Baxter should have had armpit hair. She had long jet black hair and ahem other body hair. Hard to imagine anyone shaving her pits against her will. In conclusion that is why I shan't be awarding this movie The Academy Award

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Tan, blonde, growing out a Mohawk in Madrid

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This summer I want to be hot like David Beckham in 2003

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Introduced my lover to the Britney Spears film CROSSROADS last night, and I’m wondering if it explores more complex feminist issues than BARBIE. I’m asking a question, not making an assertion, so nobody be mean to me!!!

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Aging is elegant and glamorous I feel… billowy velvet tunic, cocktail rings, liquor neat.