GabrielAlon

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[SugarFreeNFTs @OffTheChainGang]

Thanks to everyone who made it out to the Parkinson Painter art show!
If anyone’s still interested can arrange a private tour through Saturday.
#art #artist #painter #paintings #abstract #abstractart #parkinsonsart #michaeljfox #interview #share
https://t.co/VcYj55mKlC

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

Check out this interview about my dad’s upcoming art show today in Manchester CT from 2-5pm@ WorkSpace Gallery
https://t.co/kJUBiUg0gE
#art #artist #painter #paintings #abstract #abstractart #parkinsons #parkinsonsart #michaeljfox #inspirationalart #halloweenart #interview #share

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

@OccupyDemocrats Properly identifying the missing documents will likely necessitate a forensic analysis of Trump’s feces. #POOTUS

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

My understanding is that Trump ate the missing documents. No punchline is needed here…

https://t.co/Z45Na5HQ2Q via @GoogleNews

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

@elonmusk How come we shut down the country for Covid, but no one is doing sh** about sugar, which is the leading cause of death in our country?

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

@elonmusk Fix McDonald’s by buying them and shutting them down so they can’t continue to wantonly spread a global diabetes outbreak.

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

@elonmusk F*** the brands, lol!
It’s a private company go and find another social media platform.

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

@elonmusk All political pundits should have to pay per character for the thought pollution they spill into the platform discourse.

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

My agent wanted me to get back on Twitter and start making jokes again.
BTW, I’d appreciate it if a few hundred thousand or so of you would start following me, without any additional work required on my end. Thanks in advance for your support!

[SugarFreeNFTs @OffTheChainGang]

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
Our merch store has finally launched!
Link is below! Join our discord where you can get updates about our white paper, which we'll be releasing shortly!
#NFT #Cardano #ADA #DeFi #merch #Crypto #Discord

https://t.co/Gn63Z8SLWx

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

@krassenstein @LLLwry @LindseyGrahamSC “He’s more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.” -Obi-Wan Kenobi

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@Amy_Siskind Trump says that white nationalists aren’t a problem. He has to say that because they’re his plan b in case he gets impeached or loses the election.

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

@Amy_Siskind That was already made abundantly clear by the second act of this movie.

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@realDonaldTrump Another pressing announcement from Don “VETO” Corleone, AKA, “The Devilfather.”

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

@thomaskaine5 That’s crazy, I’d vote for a tapeworm if it was running against Trump.

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

@PalmerReport Without knowing the context either, I’m going to guess it’s about lies, lying, or liars.

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

@RealMuckmaker #SeducedByTheDarkSide

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@StephenKing @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Even you, couldn’t write a horror story, that’s as terrifying as this administration.

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Laura Trump definitely seems like she’d be an impartial and qualified commentator on this matter.

[GabrielAlon @GabrielAlon]

@BillKristol Is it considered “conservative” now to radically undermine and reshape our constitutional government? Or has “conservative” just become a meaningless term, that is completely untethered to reality?
#RhetoricalQuestions