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[David Hughes @david8hughes]

The dog in Scooby-Doo pissed me off so much. Oh you’ll do it for a Scooby snack? How about you do it or we’ll have you put down

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Never ever take free prawn crackers for granted. An amateur will think they are free a pro will realise they may not be. Especially when ordering at a new place. Bosh

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels to return to your 9-5 after discovering the entire system is a CIA psyop and that we are ruled by satanic p*dos that eat babies and I still have to pay taxes

[Craig @CL0762]

Queuing up on Xmas day to deliver gifts to the fucking royals 😂😂😂 absolutely brain dead fucking morons

[PintsO’Guinness @PintsO_Guinness]

Fifty years ago (1975), the average weekly wage was £50, and a pint cost just 14p.

Today, the average weekly wage is £767, but the average pint is £5.17.

Back then, a week’s pay bought around 357 pints now, it buys only about 148. A pint is over twice as difficult to afford.

[Dan @McCormack_90]

A racist, a fraudster and a fat clown who batters pregnant women are going to spend the day telling people we need to keep Britain safe from dangerous foreign men.

And there's cabbages who will actually listen to them 😂

[Jaack @Jaack]

Just seen a very British woman wearing a “Harvard University” logo jumper in a Lanzarote airport shout “get here you little cunt” to her presumably 5 year old kid.

Starting to question the authenticity of the jumper.

[𑣲⋆｡˚ emily ⚞•⚟ @emilyedie07]

he’s from fucking peru

[Have A Word @Haveawordpod]

This is an all-timer from Finn 🤣🌽

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Men are simple creatures https://t.co/uNJpk1Y8yk

[Mike Smith @mikesmith187]

My hot take is that Dyson vacuums are not for serious vacuumers.

Battery is garbage, filter is garbage. Canister too small. Absolute joke of a cleaning tool.

[Richard @gamray]

That Ibiza Final Boss bloke is the most boring internet fad I can ever remember. He’s just a dickhead with shit hair, is everyone really so desperate for something, anything to get obsessed by

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Not advertising mate and I’m far from woke. I may be fat but I’m just trying soya milk for the first time.

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

My wife asked me if today was Friday and I said no,it's chest and back day brother HH

[MMA On Point @mmaonpoint]

How can you not respect Max Holloway? Ahead in the fight, got dropped in the 2nd round, but honored Dustin Poirier with a point down in his last fight! Salute 🫡

[soli @solisolsoli]

When a love dies by Ozy Worldy

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Raoul Moat.

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

Just visited Spanish burger king. Can get a beer with your meal for free but a can of monster is 2 euros extra.

Great to see - sweaty goths kept rightfully further down the pecking order from good honest pintsmen