Gabriel Liwerant

Looking for robotic enhancements in all the wrong places.

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

I consistently fail captcha tests, which makes me excited that I might be robot.

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

If Yogi Berra were a programmer: It doesn't work 'til it works.

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

I think my write-in vote for Ken Bone wasn't counted. #itsrigged

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

A feinting couch is a couch that makes you think it's a normal couch, but it's really for fainting.

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

Pretty much sums it up: https://t.co/pT3RHvNRZU

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

Got a happy birthday text bright and early this morning! Was very excited until I realized it was from my dentist's office...

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

@mnmlstwatchco Attempted to order watch but PayPal errors with "This recipient is currently unable to receive money." Try again later?

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

@GabrielLiwerant What's great is that I actually said this to my project manager, and then later remembered that Coolio was being ironic.

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

I can't help but dream of a developa's paradise. It's like gangsta's paradise except there are even fewer meetings.

[Tristan @sf_tristanb]

I confess, I laughed. #css

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

JSConf Last Call may be over, but I'm still here. Good times, good talks, and good people... it will be missed.

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

@dested @parshap I'm in! Get it while it's hot.

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

I'm calling these papal potties. #patent_pending

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

Dad met the previous pope on a train once. I said "you should mention it in your memoirs." He says "no the pope should have done so in his."

[Jonathan Shariat @DesignUXUI]

How it feels to watch a user test your product for the first time.

#UX http://t.co/IwcqECciFN

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

Amazon Prime Day? More like Amazon Composite Day... Am I right, geeks?

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

Can't we all just learn to stop worrying, and love prototypal inheritance? http://t.co/r50Bff2vDE

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

@Smcelveny @dested @sjurba @parshap @jsconf Haha, she got you there Sal!

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

Still reeling from jsconf2015! If you think I ate fewer than 6 wall donuts, you would be wrong.

[Gabriel Liwerant @GabrielLiwerant]

@Hilem @AngieHilem @KaylaDanay Any bites? The show is coming up so prices are negotiable! Make me an offer and maybe I won't refuse it.