Gabriel Morton Facts

Real facts about everyone's favorite Australian

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Here we see @gabrielenguard trying to convince a local superintendent to give him a teaching position.

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what @gabrielenguard looks like playing on his wii with wiimotes

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.@gabrielenguard thinks all dinosaurs were gay and that's how they died out

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out of the 10 turtles that @gabrielenguard has owned he only ate four of them. the other six died in lawnmower accidents

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hey @gabrielenguard is Brisbane like this all time?

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no youtube @gabrielenguard said "schweppervesence" not "Jewish Weapons"

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for a moment I thought @gabrielenguard was gonna chop down an entire forest

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@gabrielenguard loved this movie

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@gabrielenguard 🤣🤣🤣

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a woods-witch told @gabrielenguard in the 90s to invest in Apple. he thought she meant litteral apples. he was later arrested for stealing an apple tree

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@gabrielenguard before or after you agree to let me take a selfie

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to this day I think about how 4 years ago @gabrielenguard and I could have been on BART together only for me to not notice