Gabe K (comedy)

I’m a comic. GabeKComedy on Instagram

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A Christian is just a Jew that doesn't understand what an allegory is.

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@PatMcAfeeShow Pretty upset you guys just let him spew this bs unchallenged...

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@teddyswims my kids and I love your music... but you're a greedy piece of shit. Hope it's worth it to live up to your Twitter handle. 👍🏻

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@dosedaily_co Damn, took those 10 shots like a champ

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@finebaum saying the biggest problem with @OleMissFB cheating is dabo calling them out for it... man, this dude will gobble SEC-OCK any chance he gets 🤣🤣🤣 the only one who looks out of touch is you homie.

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Have the @Broncos reached out to @NickFoles yet? 👀

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@PatMcAfeeShow dammit, if Tahmlin Tahlk doesn't become a weekly segment... I'm gonna cry

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@PatMcAfeeShow @CollegeGameDay How is this not called the McAfeed?

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Has anyone coined the term 'Jew-Jitsu' as a reference to the mental gymnastics required by Christians to continue justifying Israel's genocidal tendencies?

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@LouisvilleFB beat @UKFootball by more points than uga, ol miss and UT beat them by COMBINED... please tell me again how the @SEC is the best conference in fireball 😆 🤡

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You guys remember that time @DeionSanders pretended to be a football coach so he could @Lavarbigballer his sons into the @NFL 🤭

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@1kalwaysopen_

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It's time for... trAde J brown 🦸🏿‍♂️ @1kalwaysopen_

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Nick Saban on @PatMcAfeeShow talking about how he always played good teams to start the season. 😆 the receipts disagree sir. The example he used was Clemson in 2008. Their record was 7-6 that year. Denial is a hell of a drug.

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@espn gross. He can be on the sec network. He left to become a perennial loser and nobody wants him back. 😆 https://t.co/088ICEoJqi

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Everybody needs to chill. Historically, Columbia has always produced the whitest snow. Disney gets it.

#SnowWhite #columbianwhite #letitsnow

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Heroine is very chick

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E S G A S E L !!!

#GoBirds #Eagles

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I guess those @nfl refs go by "angels in the outfield" rules. No helping in the big game. 🤣

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@dulcemaccomedy Oh, I'm telling