glooooberton

What is the meaning of life. why are we here what's the purpose of our mere exestints

[autumn✩°｡⋆⸜ 🎧‎✦︎‧₊˚ @thotumn420]

go to a friendsgiving and all of the sudden life has meaning again

[glooooberton @Gabriel_Madden]

@hollyh8s Oh say can you see. By the Dongs early rise. 🤠

[Mara Holmes // MaraBunny @MaraHolmes_]

For new followers & friends, hi!

I'm Mark, aka Sherlock Hulmes. I'm the Dungeon Master for UK #DnD Stream; @HighRollersDnD though a lot of you may know me mainly from my various appearances on #CriticalRole, as my guest character in C2, Calianna, GMing ponies or annoying Matt

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Tesla Unveils Self-Driving Dragula That Autonomously Digs Through Ditches and Burns Through Witches https://t.co/oo8EBZDrGM

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Late last night Texas legislature passed extreme gerrymandered US House maps

Whites 40% population but control 60% districts

Latinos 39% of population but control 18% districts

Blacks 12% of population but control 0% districts

Asians 5% of population but control 0% districts

[Primates @PrimatesDaily]

just a young chimp and gorilla being best friends

[glooooberton @Gabriel_Madden]

I’m going to steal all the wheel chairs in America, so no one can experience freedom of movement if they have a disability until @GregAbbott_TX learns how lead a State! YOU SUCK and I hope you rot on the floor and die of dehydration, laying in your piss and shit(metaphorically)

[glooooberton @Gabriel_Madden]

The countless shame I feel after a wonderful piece of porn......climax; immediately gets text. Making me have their name the last thing I see/think about before my not so impressive explosion ヽ(⍤ヘ⍤)ﾉ
Disappointment and shame for horny has Clouded my mind.#postnutclarity

[glooooberton @Gabriel_Madden]

This day will mark a sad day in heart for jazz keyboard legend and all around GOD of the Keys 🎹
Your music touched me in my heart,
And tickled my ears
Press H to pay respects
#RIPChickCorea

[glooooberton @Gabriel_Madden]

2021 will be the year of moderate happiness mixed with heavy showers of depression and self-loathing. Might want to bring a raincoat for all these tears expected to fall 🌦

[glooooberton @Gabriel_Madden]

Sometimes texting people makes me want to implant a bomb in my brain just so I be like like . “Hey btw if you’re boring .... my grey matter will be all over my walls ,and fragments of my skull will shreds everything organic within a 10 feet radius, Have fun!”

[glooooberton @Gabriel_Madden]

So Your telling me out of 220,000 words in the English lexicon I’m supposed to know what to say, Along with knowing what tone to say them in
Disrespectfully Fuck off

[glooooberton @Gabriel_Madden]

When the old polling station lady told me “ your vote has been counted” my nut reeked of a pungent Oder which smelled like America, and tasted like democracy!! Get a taste for yourself by VOTING

[mack💟 @burweedobowl]

no offense i’ve been feeling very alone !!!

[Kyle Hill @Sci_Phile]

How it started How it's going

[glooooberton @Gabriel_Madden]

Brb just going to go and hiccup with enough force turn my ribs into powder