Gabriel Oguda

'This is home; if it takes 20 years, we will wait.'

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

We bring more good news to those who've lately been enjoying shiny things. Very soon you shall be welcome to experience the convenience of Usenge Bridge on your way to tending to your village chicken, without being asked what Uhuru was doing with your money.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

In 2027, we will remember not to forget.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

The first half hydration break is over. Someone ring the bell.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Someone call the fire brigade 🔥

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

There's only one person who reported to the office at 5am on the day Baba Raila Amolo Odinga's car was shot at multiple times during our 2023 demos; and, thankfully, he's on record to have spoken about his sinister plans earlier that day.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

If you're currently fraternising with those disrespecting our elders, Ramogi Achieng Oneko would wish to remind you of this this time-tested cultural wisdom. Stay guided.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

We bring more good news to chicken wings aircraft passengers. Very soon you shall be welcome to use the Mamboleo-Miwani-Chemelil highway as your runway, without being asked what Uhuru was doing with your money.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Upper Nile personalities, Southern Region.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

ODM Party Leader Dr Oburu Oginga sends a warning to all the fence-sitters who've been sending mixed signals since Baba Raila Amolo Odinga signed the MoU with President William Ruto, that a curse will befall them if they don't make up their minds.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

You can FF to 3:36 for the real grand entry, or you can check press and posters for more details. The choice is yours.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Someone tell Larry Madowo to read the till number on his wall. We'd love to send him something for warm and cold.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

@LarryMadowo Finya. Finya tena.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

What was Uhuru doing with our money?

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

"If there was no freedom of expression, how would we know who the idiots are?" - Junet Mohammed.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Kuku kapanda baiskeli. Bata kafika Kitui. 🎶 🎵

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Kikosi cha mizinga imewasili Naivasha. Stay tuned for the joint-presser this afternoon.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

MOSES KURIA: "Politicians are not worth dying for, and I'm speaking as one of them."

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Moses Kuria: "Let me ask you a question: My good friend Riggy G is preparing to go for an overseas trip. Do you know where?"

Jeff Koinange: "In the United States."

Moses Kuria: "When?"

Jeff Koinange: "In September."

Moses Kuria: "The President will be there in September."

Jeff Koinange: "What's your point?"

Moses Kuria: "I don't know what I'm saying."

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

MOSES KURIA: "I am challenging Rigathi Gachagua to swear by the Bible that he does not have a deal currently with William Ruto, and that the deal will not be before 10th August 2027."

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Poor Boni Khalwale. Pulling all stops to ensure you're endorsed as the Governor candidate for Kakamega, only for Cleo Malala to gatecrash your party and rain on your parade. Hata mimi ningejaa ngori.