Eric

Reproductive Health | Men's Health & Wellness | Mandela Washington Fellow | [email protected]

[Eric @amerix]

Here are 15 lessons I have learnt as a civil servant working for Government.

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[Eric @amerix]

The rabbit hole gets deeper and convoluted.

Kalonzo gatekeeps the Kamba vote, cheating them that "this time I will be the president."

His empty rhetoric is propelled by a fake media that thrives on propaganda and emotional headlines.

While doing this, he blinds them as they vote for his cronies, who loot Kambaland's natural resources and taxes.

Kambaland governors are on a looting spree as Wa'Kamba sit in a stupor, waiting for a Kalonzo moment that remains elusive.

Well, do you know the formation of the current ruling party [UDA] was partly funded by Mr Muthama, who owns a mining license that allows him to mine rare gemstones like Ruby Red and Green Garnets?

Yet Kalonzo and Muthama are political friends.

"Mblaza, go to Ruto, and I remain with Raila. Whoever wins is a win-win for us all." — Political cousins.

Kamba-land, which boasts massive natural resources such as wildlife and minerals, has remained impoverished.

Kambaland has the most significant economic corridor between Nairobi and Mombasa/Lamu/Garissa, which can turn Kambaland into an economic powerhouse in the transport industry.

Wakamba are exemplary tyre technicians. Why can't we harness this cultural skill and turn it into a million-dollar industry?

They have vast land watered by Kenya's giant rivers — Tana and Athi, Galana, and Sabaki.

They have 400 million tonnes of the world's most sought-after non-renewable fossil fuel — COAL!

But now, the Kamba's only economic resource is sand harvesting, yet minerals and precious gemstones are stolen by these same politicians.

Musyoka will come again this time to tell Kambas that he will topple Ruto, and Kambas will be hypnotised by that deceitful euphoria. — "Wantam, Wan-bullet, WaMusyoka."

After every election, these conniving politicians meet with political wheeler-dealers to collect paychecks as Kambas remain impoverished.

These career "opposition politicians" don't have a transformative agenda. They are part of the mess.

They simply camouflage and posture as "saviours" because they have not been invited to the looting table.

However, their role is to keep the masses occupied with infertile opposition politics, so that the people cannot revolt against political brinkmanship and conmanship.

They keep the masses occupied with political clownery and fiction while ignoring the fundamental problems that are disturbing our people.

Then, when the infertile opposition goes to Kamba-land, instead of having a conversation that will liberate Kambas from economic slavery, all they tell them is,

"Hi, Cousins!"

- and the hypnotised Kambas respond,

"Aiiii"

Wake up!

[Eric @amerix]

If you are planning to build a house in your rural village,

Do the following:

• Open a bank account. Call it "Project Development Account 2026."

• Write a plan. Use the Triple Constraint Theory in Project Management: BUDGET, TIME and SCOPE.

• Save 50% equivalent of your rent in the account, monthly for 15 months, eg, if your rent is 10,000, then, save 5,000 in that account every month.

• If you can't raise 50% equivalent of your rent to save, then you are living beyond your means. Look for a cheaper house.

• Get an architect and a draughtsman to design a house.

• Do research, consult, read about building and construction online. Travel beyond your comfort.

• Get a Quantity Surveyor to do feasibility and the cost of the project.

• At month 15, draw a budget and begin buying material for construction, eg Sand, Ballast, Stones and timber. Stick to the budget.

• At month 18, start building.

• Get a professional mason licensed by the National Construction Authority. Be present. Supervision by phone calls is disastrous.

• Be hands-on. Learn to do the masonry work alongside the mason. Mix the ballast. Lay the bricks. Be part of the team.

• Create a rapport and good relationship with a hardware. Let this hardware be the only place you will buy construction material.

• Don't live in government houses. Don't buy the so called "affordable houses."

Build your house, to your preference and taste.

Therefore, if you are intending to build, and you start planning today, then you should be building your house in 2026 March.

It is not far.

Start today.

Be patient.

Start.

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

No one is born hating another person because of the colour of his skin, or his background, or his religion.

People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.

[Eric @amerix]

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[Eric @amerix]

PEOPLE NOWADAYS:

Me: This is a goat.

How people respond;

"So, you mean this is not a sheep?"

"You are wrong. This is not a goat."

"This is Messi"

"Cristiano is better than Messi."

"I read a research report which says it is a cow that behaves like a sheep. It is not a goat."

"As a qualified farmer, I can assure you this goat is not a goat."

"Are you disagreeing with the Professor of Agriculture? He said yesterday on TV that goats cannot stand on a tree stump."

"You are not a farmer. You don't know what a goat looks like."

"You and your fellow wantam bloggers are so dumb."

"Just say tutam, we know what you mean by posting a goat."

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

It is now that I am learning that Mosiria left and is now running for Governor.

[Eric @amerix]

This is unbelievable.

[Eric @amerix]

Jesus Christ!

What did I just watch?

[Eric @amerix]

1 tattoo = 1 gonorrhoea

2 tattoos = 1 gonorrhoea + 1 chlamydia

3 tattoos = 2 gonorrhoea +1 chlamydia

4 tattoos = 2 gonorrhoea + 2 chlamydia

5 tattoos = Syphilis

CHANGE or PERISH

[AFC Ajax @AFCAjax]

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[Eric @amerix]

Jesus Christ!

What did I just watch?

[Eric @amerix]

Commander is the only truthful man of God. Authentic. Kitambaya.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Remember when using the wrong pronoun got people canceled?

That was dumb.

[Eric @amerix]

OK, Jimmy, that is enough for now.

Just punctuate properly and use one question mark.

[Sir. Jimmy @jimmy_JG_]

@amerix What are the benefits of having you as someone's wife??with all the emotional baggage,past traumas,regrets,heartbreaks,an extrapolated graph of body counts,financial deprivaty,plump body size,bad attitude & voice and probably a witch.

[Eric @amerix]

He dodged a bullet. God bless him wherever he is.

[Eric @amerix]

Children lack the intellectual capacity to make sound decisions.

Learn to firmly tell your children NO.

They can throw tantrums as much as they want, but let them learn to accept rejection as early as possible.

[Eric @amerix]

The most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

[Eric @amerix]

If you are Kenyan, you already know this drama of Pastor Kanyari.

When his wife died, I sensed foul play. Few people saw the lies.

Now, the court has ruled that the Pastor is the lawful custodian of the children.

This is common sense, but I have seen chaotic women and their equally emasculated boys attacking Kanyari.

Here is the thing,

If a woman dies and leaves behind children and property, they will directly be under the custody of her husband. This is explicit in Section 34 (1) of the Children's Act.

So,

1. Did Kanyari and Betty divorce? If not, Kanyari is still the husband. If yes, that doesn't absolve Kanyari of paternity. Article 53 of the COK.

2. Did Betty write a will appointing a testamentary guardian? She didn't, but if she did, Kanyari can still dispute it.

3. Has Pastor Kanyari ever harmed or abandoned his children? NO.

4. Who is this second man? He is a stranger in the children's lives. He is not their father, and he can even defile or sodomize them.

The law doesn't care about your emotions, anger or your dislike for Kanyari.

You might dislike his drama, but everyone, regardless of their repugnance, is equal before the court of law.

Single mothers do things out of anger, thinking they are frustrating a man, and most of them think they are so smart and clever.

A FATHER is A FATHER, whether the mother hides the child, disappears with the child, or blocks the father.

Finally, why would a man fight to raise the children of another man?

This sounds like manipulation and extortion or severe mental illness.

CHANGE or PERISH

[Eric @amerix]

Clowns.

Mental madness.

Thieves at home.

Liars at home.

Biden's error of moral degeneration ended.

Kamala lost.

Good riddance!

[Eric @amerix]

The rule of thumb is this:

DON'T VOTE FOR JOURNALISTS AND CELEBRITIES.

They thrive on clout, relevance and propaganda.

[Eric @amerix]

In your 20s

1. Read 3 books every month.

2. Learn a foreign language.

3. Study accounts -basic diploma.

4. Enrol in a gym.

5. Join a sports club or drama club.

6. Sell something. A matchbox, a pen etc,

7. Eliminate sugar. Avoid alcohol. Eat meat.

8. Approach cute girls.