People who are allergic to peanuts: I can’t, it’ll kill me
People who are allergic to gluten: I can’t, it’ll wreck my body
People who are lactose intolerant: Humans cannot achieve immortality anyway and life not lived to the fullest is no life at all, hand me a gallon of milk
5 love languages
1. Acts of Service: Would you like me to pick you up Chipotle
2. Quality Time: would you like to go to Chipotle w/ me
3. Words of affirmation: This Chipotle is so good
4. Gifts: I bought you Chipotle
5. Physical touch: The touch of a burrito on my lips