Paradise

The breath I've taken and the one I must to go on

[Paradise @Gaby_2891]

@OscarAp92 No sólo sos pajas pues. Felicidades hijo, orgullosa de vos

[Maldita Summer @MalditaSummer]

Las aerolíneas durante la pandemia: pobrecitos nosotros, ayúdenos 🥺🥺
Las aerolíneas ahora: tarifa básica no incluye asiento.

[Luke Franchina @LukeFranchina]

Why can’t women exist without men trying to control and murder them every damn day

[Luke Franchina @LukeFranchina]

Can we pass legislation to regulate a man’s ability to reproduce? How about mandatory vasectomies until they’re deemed mentally stable. I bet we’d have a lot less traumatized humans.

[Luke Franchina @LukeFranchina]

Who created work??? Like… who thought it was a good idea to have hot people, such as myself, work a job to survive??

[Luke Franchina @LukeFranchina]

How dare I not be born into a family with millions of dollars waiting for me

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Only one species on Earth is so arrogantly alienated from nature it has to set aside a day just to reluctantly acknowledge it lives on a planet. #EarthDay

[Paradise @Gaby_2891]

@VioleGhawi Naproxen, a mi me ha funcionado mejor que ibuprofeno y diclofenac

[Paradise @Gaby_2891]

Ufff... Tempting

[Δ (alt-J) @alt_J]

Tickets for our New Zealand & Australian tour are on sale now.
https://t.co/twKveDSWa6

[Paradise @Gaby_2891]

A lot has changed in the past two years. I now love brie cheese, for instance. I used to hate it with a passion but now I'd bathe myself in it if I could.

[Paradise @Gaby_2891]

I decided to become a vet nurse after losing my job due to COVID blah blah. I now help put animals down in a humane way, give pain relief injections, give advice to owners, and I also get to cuddle puppies for a living. Turns out, it is something I am passionate about. I'm lucky!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Will the owners of the blue planet between Venus and Mars please attend to your vehicle.

It is overheating.

[Maldita Summer @MalditaSummer]

Claro que vi las 🚩 🚩 🚩 pero ya iba a más de la mitad de la carrera

[Maldita Summer @MalditaSummer]

Ya hay como 13 vatos diciéndole que es bonita, regálale un terreno o algo we, sé diferente

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Texas is a beautiful place/

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there is a rumor going around. that i am “desperate for cuddles.” and i wanted to come forward and say. it’s true. i am

[Paradise @Gaby_2891]

Looks like imma be a vet nurse because why not?

[Paradise @Gaby_2891]

The only good thing about winter is that I can wear a huge coat over my pyjamas to go to the supermarket, and no one really needs to know.

[Maldita Summer @MalditaSummer]

Yo de chiquita lloraba por todo y bueno nunca se me quitó

[Paradise @Gaby_2891]

@OscarAp92 Que basura, luego se gradúan y no saben hacer su trabajo.