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[Gaea @GaeaDD]

Rooted plants evolve similar traits to their neighbors due to a lack of genetic diversity. This may also explain housing subdivisions.

#ScienceHumor #ScienceOneLiner #Humor #Plants #Funny #Science

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

What does a black hole have in common with a porn star’s dick? Both can be described as Primordial, Stellar, or Supermassive.

#ScienceHumor #DirtyJoke #DickJoke #BlackHoles #Astronomy #Funny

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

Because I needed to spend 15 minutes this evening making a meme.
#humor #ClassicHumor #Funny #Memes #Adulting #ClassicalPaintingsMeme

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

Cats sleep 12-16 hours a day to conserve their energy for hunting. I sleep 12-16 hours a day to conserve my energy for staying up till 3am overthinking every social mistake I made in middle school.

#ScienceTwitter #ScienceHumor #Funny #ScienceOneLiners

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

The system did it's job.

The system is broken.

#Kenosha #RittenhouseTrial

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

@waidr If we don't do it ourselves, who will?

Let's give each other a hand up out of the dust and fight again.

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

@waidr I did a day at the fair and had cheese curds, ice cream and 2 beers for dinner. I am pleased with my choices. And now I will go back to my regularly scheduled delicious veggies.

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

Turns out, it's a larger issue than just "it's wrong!"

[Simran Jeet Singh @simran]

Male Reporter: Why does Pres Biden support abortion when his Catholic faith does not?

@jrpsaki: Pres Biden believes that it's a woman's right, it's a woman's body, & it's her choice. I know you've never faced those choices, nor have you ever been pregnant

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

@Wiswell A very Good Word. One of my favorite Dr words, in fact.

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

@PrinceJvstin @aliettedb If you give me the photos of chariot and ghosts, I'll see what I can do.

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

@sloanetalest Oh, let me know when you do! My time is very unplan-able these days, but last minute things sometimes work out.

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

@MarissaLingen I was going to go to the farmers market. Then I looked in the fridge and garden and decided the produce was winning the battle and I shouldn't bring it reinforcements.

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

My summer league frisbee team went undefeated!

I'm usually in the bottom bracket for these things. Honestly, it feels about the same. But I get bragging rights this time.

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

@clundoff I also think that Cook's vaccination rate is related to Grand Marais being its major population center and the general population of Cook being older.

No matter what the reasons, go Cook County! Let's all catch up!

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

Another fall gig cancelled.

If you aren't paying attention to Delta, please do.

If you think that live events and entertainment is going to just bounce back, we aren't.

#Theater #TechnicalTheater #CovidTheater #CovidCancellation #MyIndustryIsDying

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

This is about density. More people = More transmission.

Theater, live entertainment/events need people to be together. We can't do that right now.

The industry is in crisis. People are leaving and taking their skill with them. Venues are closing, taking jobs with them.

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

Though those same counties have among the highest vaccination rates (Cook is currently the highest at 81%).

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

@waidr Also, I am so angry about the xenophobia and racism. I have to make jokes to deal, but I also want to cry.

Your use of those lines of that poem is accurate and perfect.

[Gaea @GaeaDD]

@waidr Being them to MN. Let us hello then find new homes, new lives, and increase the vibrancy of this but if "fly over" country.

I mean, look, over basically got half a house as long as no one minds the construction.