Naoki Kashima

Did your lips taste the kiss of death, @ThyBeCalamity? [AU]

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

I am the beast I worship.

https://t.co/QrSlAzzKsE

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

What I miss.

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

@TheRedBlaze Holy shit, you're still just as ugly as I remember. How you been, brimstone breath?

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

I LIVE

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

Every other week, I get the urge to vanish and take my wife to live in a cabin away from society, but the mansion that smells like potpourri and is so big that it takes me three minutes to reach the bathroom so I can piss at 3am has grown on me.

So I GUESS I won't be a hermit.

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

Help I'm hungover

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

AW SON OF A BITCH

[Vergil. @FemaleNephilimV]

Hm. . . Too late. I have all this 𝓂𝑜𝓉𝒾𝓋𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 and need to release it.

Adding this to my calendar—

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

HEY NO DON'T DO THAT GET DEMOTIVATED RIGHT NOW

[Vergil. @FemaleNephilimV]

Knowing that information I just might. I feel sudden motivation, Naoki.

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

I think if you called me a bitch once a year, every year, and only then, it would freak me the fuck out every time without fail.

So don't do that.

[Vergil. @FemaleNephilimV]

Although you are correct in thinking so I am still capable of making an effort.

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

I find it pretty hard to believe that you'd do that, I'm not gonna lie.

[Vergil. @FemaleNephilimV]

Not what I was going for but that seems effective.

Unless you want me to scream that at you yearly.

*Or weekly, it’s up to him.*.

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

Yeah sure I'll just make my phone yell "YOU OLD, BITCH!!!!!" at me every year

[Vergil. @FemaleNephilimV]

Set an alarm? But I am also in a similar boat. I just forget.

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

I'm gonna be 30 next year. This shit is not okay. How did I even live this long.

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

How many fucking times have I slept through my birthday at this point

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

@KuzunohaTheXXV I mean... yeah. That sounds about right for that bunch. But why's this weighing on your mind in the first place?

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

@KuzunohaTheXXV I wasn't aware that you could just... stop. Exiled or some shit, sure. But not just quit like it's a 9 to 5.

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

@KuzunohaTheXXV Look who you're talking to. I'm not good at it either.

Just say what comes to mind. It's fine.

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

@KuzunohaTheXXV I'm not exactly in the state to back anything up, so I guess whatever I say would be a lie.

But I know you wouldn't be here if you didn't want to talk.

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

@KuzunohaTheXXV Reel it back in. We got some shit to unpack here, clearly.

You're not dodging me that easily.

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

@KuzunohaTheXXV ...Miyako. What's going on? This is a rare side of you, and I'm sure you're not all introspective like this just because of Lucifer.

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

@KuzunohaTheXXV ...pfft. Yeah, I guess you would be.

It's fine. I'm chill. Borderline retired at this point.

[Naoki Kashima @GaeaRage]

@KuzunohaTheXXV It happens. Why did you feel the need to ask me about this, anyway? You know I haven't done anything Fiend-like in fucking... months. Maybe longer.