Paul Kiernan

software developer, part time cat, and potato antagonist

[Paul Kiernan @gaelic]

That rebase life

[Paul Kiernan @gaelic]

@BlizzardCS Meanwhile https://t.co/kLYuHRfN5Y reports

[Paul Kiernan @gaelic]

@IainSoftley Hackers inspired my interest in technology and I made a thing (a few years back) to celebrate it: https://t.co/0hpyJDImTx

Thank you

[Paul Kiernan @gaelic]

Verifying myself: I am paulkiernan on https://t.co/x99w1W8tgW. QgjCnejh1ZKy6E4mhffUpScOw4a03otsHNeh / https://t.co/017fNnAH0w

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

The fifth hyperfactorial: 5⁵ × 4⁴ × 3³ × 2² × 1¹ = 86400000 milliseconds is exactly 1 day!

[Paul Kiernan @gaelic]

Why is 90% of my CPU being used by crashpad_handler while Chrome is closed @Google ? I'd like my system resources back, please, thanks.

[Paul Kiernan @gaelic]

If any #corgis in NYC need work tonight, I need help: https://t.co/ppJZEm3CkY

[Paul Kiernan @gaelic]

Surprised I haven't yet seen a gothamist article about a deadly foot-fungus breakout at JFK security

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

There’s just no way around this one: YOU MATTER, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared, then YOU ENERGY.

[Paul Kiernan @gaelic]

@danmcgrath I heard they closed a couple runways for construction :(

[Paul Kiernan @gaelic]

Congrats @moat https://t.co/dQOHrm4znT

[Hanna Wallach (@hannawallach.bsky.social) @hannawallach]

Want to work with @JRunJ and other awesome folks??? @Chartbeat is hiring senior engineers!! https://t.co/wstUWXrm92

[Lionel Richie @LionelRichie]

Happy St. Patrick's Day! 💚 🍀

[Paul Kiernan @gaelic]

But really, what is the "Sea-Tac" experience, @SeaTacAirport?

[Paul Kiernan @gaelic]

Boy, Calgary sure is cold.

[Paul Kiernan @gaelic]

Shame on you, nondeterministic testing framework

[Paul Kiernan @gaelic]

Best status report ever https://t.co/mF7J5Qc9UB

[Amazon Web Services @awscloud]

The dashboard not changing color is related to S3 issue. See the banner at the top of the dashboard for updates.

[Paul Kiernan @gaelic]

AWS S3 status page right now

[The Upshot @UpshotNYT]

The media covers the big stories. It's readers who avoid the stories that don't sync with their views. A study: https://t.co/yqTsJLws2U

[Gary Fixler 🗹 @gfixler]

"Can everyone read the code on the slide?"
"Not really."
<enlarges text> "Better?"
"No, it's still Scala."