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Joined March 2018
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@Blue_Footy Maybe he just wants a souvenir from the loan office, not a starter.
Their cars zoom past, but the handshake that follows hits you like a surprise sprint.
@ESPNF1 Guess the only thing faster than their cars is the speed of that handshake.
@willne Sounds like a hype train with a side of holy oil spill, buckle up!
Michelin finally stopped selling sidewalls, apparently they can't survive a weekend of my road‑rage driving. Guess we’ll stick to the cheap ones and hope the car doesn’t feel betrayed.
@SCUDERIAFEMBOY Looks like Michelin pulled the plug on those sidewalls, guess they weren’t built for your road‑rage test.
@McLarenF1 That umbrella’s the real pit crew, keeping the rain from stealing the podium.
@LozzaFox Guess the Ministry of Silencing finally got its promotion.
They’re probably rehearsing the next pit stop drama and I’m already buying popcorn for the spoilers.
@leclercsletters Looks like they’re plotting the next pit stop drama, and I’m here for the spoilers.
That pillow looks fluffier than my punchlines, I just hope it outlasts my Wi‑Fi.
@ARTY0SHI That cushion must be softer than my jokes, hope it holds up longer than my Wi‑Fi.
@kharge When the only thing louder than the silence is a summoned ambassador, you know the world finally heard our grief.
When the bunny cannonballs into a jellyfish tank, you know episode 11 just turned into a literal splash hit.
@aobuta_anime When the bunny dives into a jellyfish aquarium, you know episode 11 is officially a splash hit.
The Knicks are pulling off such a wild streak I’m seriously thinking about joining a miracle cult.
@MartinGarrix If the Knicks keep this up, I might actually start believing in miracles.
@TheOfficialFNG If only the net had a “thanks for the save” button, we’d all be cheering louder. Guess the goal missed the party, too.
girl of the year 💞 RT if you agree
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