Greg

We live in a world of corruption & criminality. It is time to expose the lies, & set the world right again. No Crypto Buying, Selling, Or Mining Please!

[Greg @Gafster290]

Just to let whomever know, if I show you evidence, and your reaction is "BS", or "Bulls***". You will get blocked. It only demonstrates to me your lack of intellect, and good manners. I didn't use that language in front of you, don't use it in front of me. Thanks.

[Avalanche Forever @citchmook]

It's crazy that Quebec has a brand new, NHL ready rink and the league simply doesn't care. Bring the Nordiques back.

[Greg @Gafster290]

@HarrisonHSmith I'll bet you $500 that he pleads the fifth.

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

For the last 46 years, it has been my privilege to work alongside countless talented artists and crews to create these characters, stories, and films for you all.

I'm looking forward to seeing you at the movies! DIGGER. Only in theaters this October.

[Society Unveiled @Soc_Unveiled]

Because it's safer down there than it is in Canada.

[Mario Zelaya @mario4thenorth]

If Pierre Poilievre had:

> said "Make America Great Again"
> went another country & said “it’s good to be home”
> went to China & said he was "setting us up for the New World Order"
> bought condos from wealthy donors so they don't "lose money"
> got caught on his hands and knees with Ghislaine Maxwell
> negotiated a majority
> passed a law allowing cabinet to secretly spy on Canadians
> led the country to be the only G7 in a recession
> bragged about sending money to people who can't afford to eat
> missed 100 out of 136 question periods
> spent nearly a $1 million on airplane food in 1 yr
> reappointed someone who couldn't recall flying business class
> failed to deport 23 of 24 identified IRGC operatives
> allowed 577,739 deportation orders to sit unenforced
> rammed a spy bill with secret amendments
> had a 86 yr old defense board with the US suspended
> proposed a debt sovereign fund
> got additional tariffs from the US for not stopping forced labour imports
> quietly removed "forced labour" from Global Affairs' diplomatic goals
> sealed Health Canada vaccine injury records until 2040
> took 4 different positions on Iran strikes in 96 hours
> begged the US to let Canada back into trade talks

The legacy media would call it the greatest political collapse in Canadian history.

But it's Carney, so they call it leadership instead.

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@JVMonte2 Peter Frampton.

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@emmitonair The Herschel Walker trade.

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@TheRealDudja Rush.

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

The Root Beer Float Identity Crisis

An American friend said,

“You have to try a root beer float.”

I heard the words.

Root.

Beer.

Float.

This was already three problems in one sentence.

Root sounds like medicine.

Beer sounds like alcohol.

Float sounds like something that failed to sink.

Then the glass arrived.

Dark brown soda.

Vanilla ice cream on top.

Foam everywhere.

A straw.

A spoon.

Both weapons.

I stared at them.

If something needs a spoon and a straw, it is not food.

It is a custody battle.

I smelled it.

My brain immediately opened a meeting.

Candy?

Medicine?

Toothpaste?

An antique shop?

Why does this drink smell like a grandfather’s cabinet learned how to sparkle?

I asked,

“Is this beer?”

My friend said,

“No.”

“Is it medicine?”

“No.”

“Is it dessert?”

“Kind of.”

Kind of.

The most suspicious answer in American cuisine.

I used the straw first.

Cold.

Sweet.

Carbonated.

Confusing.

My mouth said soda.

My nose said pharmacy.

My childhood memories said, “We have never been here before.”

Then I used the spoon.

Ice cream.

Foam.

Root beer.

Now the dessert was drinking the drink.

The drink was melting the dessert.

Everyone at the table acted like this was not a public food identity crisis.

A kid nearby finished one calmly.

That scared me.

American children are trained early to accept chaos in a glass.

By the third sip, I stopped trying to understand.

By the fifth spoonful, I was defending it.

“That smell is actually… interesting.”

This is how America wins.

First you are confused.

Then you are sticky.

Then you are loyal.

Root beer float is not a drink.

It is not dessert.

It is a cold civil war between soda and ice cream, supervised by bubbles.

And somehow, I lost to it.

NyanChuu will no longer mock food that cannot choose a category.

If America hands me cake soup next, I will not panic.

I will simply ask,

“Does it come with a spoon, a straw, or emotional damage?”

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@TheSports_Shift The Kingdome.

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@trisaleon Hai!

[RT @RT_com]

Palm Beach Pete's HAD ENOUGH...

will get DNA test results TOMORROW to PROVE he's NOT JEFFREY EPSTEIN

'I WANT AN ANSWER ALREADY!!'

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@BelleMusic5511 Zeppelin in a cake walk!

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@TheRealDudja Scrambled Eggs in a heartbeat!

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@MattH_4America Neither one!

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@TheExtremeMusi1 Get Back.

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@TheRealDudja "I sing this song for the common man, for the people in despair"... https://t.co/wY5pmdpxHF

[Secretary Sean Duffy @SecDuffy]

Moments like this remind us why we love TRAVEL ✈️

@SouthwestAir Captain Jim shared his final flight before retirement in the cockpit with his daughter, First Officer Julia.

Captain Jim’s been flying for 43 years, has over 18,000 hours of fight time, and was in the Air Force for 21 years

This is what inspiring the next generation of aviation is all about 👏

[Greg @Gafster290]

@aaliyahvtuber_ There's nothing better than "I love you"!

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@TheRealDudja "This is for all the lonely people, thinking life has passed them by, don't give up until you drink from the silver cup"... https://t.co/qxiSuqaGv3