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Dm for cheap promo

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If venmo or google pay does a Wrapped like Spotify,
It’s over for me.

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We got One direction's reunion is going to be at Liam's funeral before gta 6

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"how was ur day"
bad, they’re all bad days.

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my whole life could be falling apart & imma still crack me a lil joke

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It’s just 3 months for 2025 💀

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Imagine stealing everyone's money and still ending up with a $35 trillion debt.

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In 15 years, it's wild to think teenagers will say, "If you didn't watch Cocomelon, you didn't have a childhood."

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The smartest people in America are the tourists

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AFTER REALISING THAT THE LAST THING I EVER WON WAS THE SPERM RACE

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What happened to the Drake and Kendrick beef?

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Waking up?
Just say no!
Your alarm legally cannot wake you up without your consent.

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"Realized that my only conversation partner with women is my mom 💀"

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"I just got fined for low attendance. Now I have to pay for both attending class and not going to class?”

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Stop making so many multiplayer games. I don't have friends

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Ctrl + Z doesn't work in real life?

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MY AGE IS TOO SERIOUS THIS YEAR. I'M GONNA IGNORE MY BIRTHDAY.

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Me walking around the mall knowing the only thing l can afford to do is leave:

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Teacher: You're Late

Me: Thanks for waiting