Battleship

I make things up and i try to make you laugh.

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Hello, I am Dad. I provide warmth and snuggs to my young as my nipples are useless.

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Stop gender reveal explosions

Please stop exploding things to tell everyone about your kid's genitals

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@stayupjoey Sonic the Hedgehog ice cream please

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@stayupjoey Apparently it won't be following Aziz's character tho😔

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@rissuhm If it's any consolation, I was fine until the 12 hour mark and then felt bad and now that I'm like 24 hours out I'm feeling better

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Bunch of people told me that second shot was a doozy but holy shit did not expect to feel like I was beaten with lead pipes in my sleep

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@rachelwbolt James Buchanan Barnes does no wrong

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So I've been catching up on Falcon and the Winter Soldier and uhhhh

Karli and John are both cold as hell God damn

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Can confirm. Am one of his homies and I hate Derek Chauvin

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Fuck Derek Chauvin! Me and my homies hate Derek Chauvin !!

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STOP DON'T EAT THAT BAD MARIJUANAS #420day

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Folk punk bands really have names like "Billy Cincinnati and the Hopeless Stinkers of West Hollywood"

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Oh my god this unlocked memories deep in the back of my memory warehouse. Played this shit non-stop

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@mulrooney77 Idk about you but knowing a member of the royal family is dead really gets me pumped up

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@faithlene Who the fuck

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@winstondhubbard Nice

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@JerryisjustOK Big same

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I've been compared to Uncle Iroh

I don't deserve this but I'll accept it humbly and with gratitude

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@tame_iguana Groovy Talk with Arik Silva
Tequila and Cigarettes

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@tame_iguana Arik Silva's Funky Podcast: The Podcast
Skinny Jason Momoa and friends
Tiki Talks With Arik (and record it at your tiki bar)

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@PhillipsMalus @Cyborglion1 @bobmarshall You decided to be condescending and inject a ice cold take into the conversation, dude
He didn't care about your thoughts on CGI he wanted to know how the effect was done and you contribute nothing to conversation

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@PhillipsMalus @Cyborglion1 @bobmarshall It's was pretty clear he was asking how the practicals were done. You just opted to be a twat