Gage. 🐾

"𝑆𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛, 𝐽𝑜𝑑𝑖𝑒..."

[Gage. 🐾 @Gage_Luke_]

Hi. Im Gage. I enjoy music, college football, game of thrones, pizza and puppies.

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“TO HELL WITH TENNESSEE!”

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THEM DAWGS IS HELL.

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YOU COME AT THE KING, YOU BEST NOT FUCKING MISS. GO DAWGS.

[Gage. 🐾 @Gage_Luke_]

So our options are:

1.) An orange, felon who is a childish embarrassment to America.

2.) A lady who made a career out of locking minorities in prison for petty drug charges.

Cool.. Catch me anywhere but at the polls in November.

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I don’t care about any of this shit. I just want to watch the Braves. @FOXSports

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Why do Chipotle employees have the same energy as DMV employees? Y’all some assholes.

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You’re with us or you’re not.

#ForTheA of fuck you.

#BravesCountry

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“I had a panic attack so bad I had to listen to jazz.” -@brittany_broski

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@UPS are we being serious right now?

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@ufc is completely rigged.

Congrats on ruining a great sport @danawhite hope you’re happy.

[Radi Nabulsi @RadiNabulsi]

👊

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Rest easy, Champ. 🦴🦴

[Georgia Bulldogs @UGAAthletics]

We are saddened to announce that Uga X, fondly known as Que, died peacefully in his sleep earlier this morning.

Born May 27, 2013, he formally began his tenure in a collaring ceremony at the Georgia-Georgia Southern football game on Nov. 21, 2015. Que retired following the 2022 season after becoming the most decorated of all the Bulldog mascots. He compiled a football record of 91-18, presided over two SEC titles, the 2021 and 2022 College Football Playoff national championships, and seven New Year’s Six bowl appearances.

He will always be remembered as a Damn Good Dawg.

#DGD

[Gage. 🐾 @Gage_Luke_]

RIP Sports Illustrated. 🥲

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I’ve eaten tater tots with dinner 4 days in a row…

…New Year…Same Gage…

[Silver Britches Post @SBPost_]

PORTAL NEWS: Alabama Safety Caleb Downs has entered the transfer portal.

Downs, the #1 Safety from the class of 2022, was considered a top target of Kirby Smart and Georgia before he signed with the Crimson Tide.

[Silver Britches Post @SBPost_]

COACHING NEWS: After speculation that Travaris Robinson would return to Alabama, @espn confirms that he will remain at Georgia as Co-Defensive Coordinator.

[Athens Steve @RainyAthens]

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[Gage. 🐾 @Gage_Luke_]

Why are ALL employees at @USPS the biggest cunts possible at all times.

Get a fucking real job.

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Go Dawgs forever. Fuck all y’all.

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Congrats to @SECOfficiating on their title! Y’all played a great game!