@StuartLarocque Sounded like they were having issues with the mics, not eating, and it was the only time he leaned far enough back to see him past the tree. I'd never purposely do Bob dirty
Me: your lights are off
Driver: it's on auto, they'll turn on when it gets dark
M: but it's not dark, it's a white out
D: no my truck is the same, they'll turn on automatically
*2 minutes later*
D: these lights suck, I can't see anything!
BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT ON!
I'm all for social distancing, but man is it annoying when someone stands in front of the apple juice for 5 minutes and you have to wait for them to move. And wait.. Then they finally grab something off the shelf, but put it back and you wait.. and wait..
At the store.
Old lady: you must have the virus!
Me: ???
Oldy: why else would you be wearing a mask?
Me: uhh so I don't get the virus?
Oldy: but what about the CO2?
Me: ???
Oldy: you're breathing in the co2 from when you exhale and that's more dangerous than the virus!
Me:
Tried not to get my hopes up because come on, it's Ottawa. My expectations were met accordingly and now I'm gonna go calmly drown myself in a bottle of wine and headbutt a wall until I forget what my favourite hockey team is
Guy at the end of my road (who doesn't even live there, just has a storage shop) had the road sprayed with calcium and I've been absolutely incensed since seeing it knowing that now I'm gonna have to deal with that bullshit all summer.
Two months ago a neighbor was at the door. I had headphones in rocking out HARD to some dgd and didn't hear her knock. I'm sure she heard me trying to sing as high pitched as Tilian. This still haunts me dearly. I get paranoid any time I try jamming to music in my own house now.