Andrew Gaines

Raconteur, entrepreneur, and provocateur in search of the 141st character.

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@TheOnion @MichaelGKagan

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@barbara_gaines1 @Sheridansmith1 @BeanieFeldstein @JujujulieBee @HarveyFierstein Lucky!

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@jasondovemark @HelenJMacdonald #sierradadjoke

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@jasondovemark I salute you, Sir.

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@gainzini you did it!!!

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Feels like ⁦@nytimes⁩ will soon need to find another color beyond Dark Magenta Hot.

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Is @TheOnion writing for NPR now?? Passing the buck: Dollar Tree raises prices to $1.25 - https://t.co/30uDQ7CCws

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I wish I could program my radio to *skip* certain stations when I’m scanning…

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Backup Spatula Always Ready To Go In Case The Unthinkable Happens https://t.co/f3zFTteJiw

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@gainzini sleep hygiene is real

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@jasondovemark wow

[Michael Paulson @MichaelPaulson]

New York’s century-old Drama Book Shop, now owned by Lin-Manuel Miranda and friends, will reopen on June 10 following a long hiatus prompted by a relocation, a redesign, and, of course, a pandemic. https://t.co/Qob8e7ds0r

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@jasondovemark scary

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YOU’RE suspicious activity!

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Got my 2nd dose of Moderna this morning. I feel like I ate a bad bat.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Picture Of Rash Uploaded To Different Subreddit For Second Opinion https://t.co/qrBYaXBCXB

[The Onion @TheOnion]

CDC Guidelines Allow Fully Vaccinated People To Gather Indoors With Curtains Drawn To Reduce Spread Of Jealousy https://t.co/smmI7SNOa1

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@gainzini YUP!

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

To prevent Trump from holding office again, a simple majority of Congress must now pass a resolution invoking Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, which bars anyone from holding office who has "engaged in insurrection" against the United States.

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@MichaelGKagan incredible!!!

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@myqkaplan @DavidHayes1956 Only the True Girlfriend can pull it out.