Max Gaines

CSUF Alumni. Just a dude playin’ a dude disguised as anotha dude.

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@Zaccornelius_ Still needs three more Zacccccc… rings are the only stat I care about

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@elonmusk Someone needs to hide your phone… you’ve shown you can’t use it properly.

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@saras76 They already got banned from Yankee Stadium… you dooo know this was addressed last year, right? Did you just get internet or something?

Love when the internet thinks they’re the morality police

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@PFTCommenter I CANNOT wait for Wednesday’s episode of @PardonMyTake

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@hen_ease

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@SGVNSports Slapping a breaking ball the other way through the gap… love to see that out of my Alma mater!!

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@SGVNSports This is when it starts angering me—putting yourself before the team. Almost saw it with Ganesha Boys.
Trust me, there’s plenty of summer ball to be played…

I think your travel team would understand if you were playing for a school going for the state-title…

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@BarstoolYak @BarstoolBigCat @Zaccornelius_ please show me what aisle you’re buying gas at, inside a 7-11…

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyMeme this should be considered assault—the running-up of this score.

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@johnrockshomes You could’ve just said your step brother ratted you out instead of a riddle.

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@L77884Stephanie @its_The_Dr If I wanted to know your opinion, I’ll just ask your husband and/or pastor.

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@OneBadDude_ If this is truly how you feel, then I better not see you eat ONE BITE of ethnic food… the moment you step foot into a Mexican restaurant, your wholeeeee, baseless, argument will not mean a thing.😂

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@BarstoolBigCat Catttttttt😔time to get into the IZZOne

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@SGVNSports Threads is the Temu-version of X😂

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@KatieMiller Why do you always sound like a whining teenager who hates their dad? Jeez, no wonder nobody liked you in college.

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@KentMurphy Nah, it’s called gamemanship and keeping a brawl from happening… as a baseball page, I thought you’d know at least that

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

He’s so perfect

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@iAnonPatriot You want to learn how to be a “PaTrIoT,” just look at frat bros… y’all are so desperate for content that you made saying the pledge of allegiance a trend…

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@irish89x @DerrickEvans4WV I’m a big believer in eye for an eye punishment… so let’s punish the orange thing, that has a large problems with his bowels, by letting his future cellmates treat him the same way he’s treated women his whole life.😘seems like the American thing to do, right?

[Max Gaines @GainesMax]

@elonmusk You remind me of the type of person that would pour gasoline on a fire while everyone is trying to put it out…someone providing little to no help.