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[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

Stop number 3 is my dad’s friend’s place

Needless to say we felt very welcome

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

Stop number two is great aunt and uncle’s house

Dad: “what I really wanted to do today was spend time with you two”

Great aunt: “what a boring day!”

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

“SSPX? What’s that? Anyway wasn’t mass great? I love when they sing Table of Plenty. Hail Donald Trump.”

[Catholic Arena @CatholicArena]

A unique take on the situation.

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

First stop, Boston College

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

Can’t even threaten communist politicians with an implication of being “Yamaguci’d” anymore smh…

Will be back on main in 12 hours anyway,

Gonna enjoy Boston

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

He just disavowed this

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

He’s so pissed it’s hilarious

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

Tonight John Oliver is going to try to convince me to feel bad for bureaucrats.

Hilarious.

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

He made a Mr Beast joke.

We have to deport him

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

@NotoriousJTB Why should that stop us?

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

Jimmie Johnson top 3 at Daytona in the Year of Our Lord 2025

Thank you Donald

[Jimmie Johnson @JimmieJohnson]

That was fun!

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

He’s painfully unfunny as always, but that’s not what makes it funny

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

So far,

Crying about tariffs, crying about DEI, crying about deportations.

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

Funniest result of Mondays games would be Canada winning in overtime but the United States going easy against Sweden and losing in regulation.

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

Really funny situation on my main where someone I’m acquainted with irl started following me and I’m not entirely sure they know it’s me.

I thought they might follow this account since they followed me back this week… but no.

Now how to tell them…

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

My favorite crying late night host John Oliver is coming back.

Will report back on what he cries about

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

Basketball fans will never live this down

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

This fan beat Dame and won the Mr. Beast $100K challenge 🔥

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

@OdillaNoralis Wait, your birthday is one day after mine.

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

@TheodorePinnock In my defense I’m American and I don’t give a shit about anything we don’t play.

Except for Aussie rules. That shits cool

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

Trying to think if any other league could do a “four nations” type tournament, and they really can’t.

[The Zelda Man🇻🇦 @GalacticKaiser]

This is like the 5th hit tweet in the week I’ve been banned

The algorithm is weird