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[Awesomust @awesomust]

“Hi there! I’m the victim of your road rage, and I forgive you!”

[phil @blackphilled]

it's kinda awesome that we let an entire medium of communication be basically killed so that scam call centers can make 500$ a year

[Para @Para919]

500 years ago today, Beretta was founded.

[rrat @Autism_Squeaks]

i don't think i can keep up with politics anymore. why is jacking off to harry potter gender bends a culture war thing now

[csz @cszabla]

noah literally can’t conceive of the modal life of an american twentysomething who literally can’t afford a mcmansion and is unafraid of chinese state socialism chiefly because of how badly the US economic system is working for them

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

AI for 99% of people is just three things:

1. Cheating on homework
2. Search engine
3. Slop

That's it. The programmers live in a different universe where AI is integrated into literally every part of their lives. To everyone else it just made everything suck.

[zixi @I_luv_ix]

Pasteurization is literally just heating milk to a certain temperature for a duration of time (usually 162 F for 15 seconds). Even before it was scientific proven, people used to heat milk. Please don't endager your children with this sort of nonsense

[Eloise… dynamite with a laser beam! @WorldWearyWoman]

No they aren’t.

[Infrastructure explained🇪🇸 @infraexplained]

Every green party outside of austria and germany has the worst foreign policy you can imagine

[Padvosa @padvosa]

This 97 year old American nationalist still serves his disproportional hatred towards the British the old fashioned way

[Matthew Petti @matthew_petti]

The Catholic Church is the most conservative institution out there but it’s left-coded because it believes on limits to human power while modern “conservatism” is all about worshipping Baal and Moloch.

[Matthew Petti @matthew_petti]

You can tell that the Catholic clergy just refused to entertain the idea at all but Rabbi Navon actually forced them to follow their own logic in a way that actually deeply cut them.

[alex 🌹🇷🇴🇪🇺 @alexsdxc]

"i am an employee at paradox interactive and this is my tweet"

[xdn @xdncolonthree]

alberta seperatism is an american psyop??????????? no.... no way... really??? they would do that???

[onion person @CantEverDie]

genuinely so deeply funny and pathetic that republicans spent decades scaremongering that democrats “buy peoples votes with handouts” to now just genuinely trying to fool and buy peoples votes with direct handouts

[Neil Bahadur @NeilBahadur]

Not to be that guy but

[🏴سایه @idkijustthibk]

All the brainrot conspiracist shit aside, “I got gemini to admit it” is a fantastic sentence. As if LLM chatbots aren’t ridiculously easy to manipulate into saying whatever you want them to say.

[Supoko @Kaorumitsurugi]

Act Man’s life imploding shortly after 343 dies feels like the ending of a Greek epic