Sarah

Appreciator of fantasy novels, RPG games, cats and good tea 📚🐈‍⬛🍵 Onto the next chapter 📖| Tweets are my own (no-one else wants them anyway)

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

When I get served an ad that I created…

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Same.

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

WEBP files can go fuck themselves.

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

Young people clothes designers be like: “We need another shirt for our new Summer collection. Fuck it, just chuck a random band from the 80s on a plain grey tee and call it a day.”

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

um wtf is grok

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

@KeelyEdits @bouphe @deano_cool

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

I soooo want to be a cute iced latte girlie but I’m sorry, as soon as coffee is chilled, it just tastes like ass.

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

@KeelyEdits @kapebeansies Right! Like that is unequivocally your cat.

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

Me: sees any item of clothing with a cute collar

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

I have been laughing at this for 5 minutes because this is exactly the sort of thing I would do…

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

@paigepixiee Even hearing the first few notes I’m already like 😭😭😭😭

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

Anyone who says ‘Up’ has the saddest movie song clearly hasn’t seen ‘Toy Story 2.’ ‘When Someone Loved Me’ to this day still has me sobbing just thinking about it.

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

@helloyinny OMG YINNY CONGRATULATIONS! So deserved 💜💜💜

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

One of these is the correct answer, the other is blasphemy.

What is the correct way to cut a sandwich?

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

I’m convinced Dine is putting the cat equivalent of crack in these things cos my cat goes from 0-10000 the moment one of these guys gets brought out.

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

We are all far too comfortable touching other people’s phones considering how many people admit to taking it with them to the toilet.

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

My 2 modes when it comes to stressful situations. There is seemingly no rhyme or reason why my brain chooses one or the other…

[Keely Rose @KeelyEdits]

Did you know I’m on a mildly unhinged podcast with @GalaticteaSarah and @DriGillian? We read books that are sometimes nsfw and we talk a lot of shit, link in the reply if you wanna lose some brain cells!

[Sarah @GalaticteaSarah]

Society: “We want people back in the office! Everyone stop working from home!”
Us: “Well, can you make sure there’s a good public transport system to support that idea?”
Society: