A Hitchhiker's Guide

Lessons and quotes from the most insightful series of novels of all time, A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams.

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Reason is out to lunch.

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The whole Poghril tribe had died out of famine except for one last man who died of cholesterol poisoning some weeks later.

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Chances of getting picked up by another ship within those 30 sec are 2^76709:1.

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The whole Poghril tribe had died out of famine except for one last man who died of cholesterol poisoning some weeks later.

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Hoopy froods looking for apparel? http://t.co/8qPgFizTje http://t.co/tvmg4J1ALU

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If you hold a lungful of air you can survive in total vacuum of space for about thirty seconds.

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Mattresses grown in the swamps of Sqornshellous Zeta are thoroughly killed and dried before put to service. Few have ever come to life again

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The problem, to be quite honest, is that you've never actually known what the question is.

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Don't Panic http://t.co/8qPgFizTje

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The Answer to the Great Question, of Life, the Universe and Everything: 42

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The simple truth is that interstellar distances will not fit into the human imagination.

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Some hitchhiking gear for all the froods out there- http://t.co/8qPgFizTje #dontpanic

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Space is big. Really big.

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Fifteen years was a long time to get stranded anywhere, particularly somewhere as mind-bogglingly dull as Earth.

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@inanedirk You're a hoopy frood, sir.

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Ix in Betelgeuse 5 translates “boy whos not able satisfactorily to explain what a Hrung is, nor why it chooses to collapse on Betelgeuse 7”

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Humans have a habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

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My doc says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre. I am therefore excused from saving Universes.

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@GalaxyLessons How grateful we should be for the Vogons so the universe didn't go cold turkey on execrable poetry ;)