The Real Soccer Mom

Sometimes witty, always ADD, soccer mom with a broken filter. Love my feral children and my mentally challenged dog. L.A. Galaxy Key Contributor for @MLSFemale

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Good stuff

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@Odipious91 The fans were so nice and what a fun group of people!!

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What’s a white girl who failed Spanish supposed to do when sitting in the supporter section when the chants are in Spanish? #LAGalaxy #basic

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@sevsarkissian Nordic Donkey I lol’d

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@charliearevalo It’s what we do

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@joconstanza_ That was so mesmerizing I watched it for entirely way too long

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@joconstanza_ @dxisyleonor @LAFC I can’t say I’m surprised

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@_LeslieJ Just one of them?

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I’ll be making an appointment with my cardiologist tomorrow #LAFCvLA

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@usarouse It was $80 in a lot of places. Bastards.

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@Gabe_Montoya13 Apparently nothing 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Look Jona, I’ll tell your nappy rat dog it’s pretty and buy you tacos if you don’t leave the game right now. #lagalaxy

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@Gabe_Montoya13

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What the hell what that? I could have kicked that and I trip over speed bumps

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Something something noche something white girl 🎵

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What it’s like to sit in the supporters section 😂 #LAGalaxy

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Apparently no one gave them that pep talk...

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@charliearevalo It’s the subway of stadiums

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@charliearevalo I have to stand diagonal 🙄

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@ByChrisWalker Doesn’t sound high energy enough. More of an after the fact thing?

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Someone needs to get the #lagalaxy pumped and pissed off in the locker room.

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@RogueLeaderLA @usarouse @LAFC 🙌🏼

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@ByChrisWalker Do tell