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MDNI 🔞- sexualize, fetishize, romanticize 💖 - Ted Lasso fan + Jan Maas’ fleshlight - 26 - he/it/they

[lizard person ☆ @didntoccurtome]

being a fag in the south is torture but it’s worth meeting twinks with cute lil southern accents it’s soo freaking hot omfg lol

[Kat is working on Fic 🩷 💜 💙 @GalesNumber1]

@prosandnoncons @deanweechesterd if you can dock you can tongue fuck the foreskin

[Estrogen Chic @EstrogenChic]

The thing about liberals is that they get REALLY mad if you say you want the people who want you dead to die

[Kat is working on Fic 🩷 💜 💙 @GalesNumber1]

@prosandnoncons get /srs about it NOWWWWW

[໒꒰ྀི´gigi ` ꒱ྀིა ••••••——🗡🧸🏹 @gladbloods]

David has been :3 facing his whole life in preparation for the most important catboy role of all time

[Gomz🐼 @gomzdrawfr]

my “problem” with any ship is I believe both the characters can be submissive or dominant just on varying intensity at different circumstances

[Kat is working on Fic 🩷 💜 💙 @GalesNumber1]

@prosandnoncons why did we both get Willy wonka hello

[ola🙈 @o_k_555]

Of course some of them know who they are, but there are some that don’t or aren’t aware of the rivalry so it’s different.

[ola🙈 @o_k_555]

Shane drinks ginger ale and is a designated driver. Shane loves talking about Ilya with them. At some point it’s his turn to organize the wine night and he gets to introduce Ilya as his husband.

[ola🙈 @o_k_555]

he finds a yoga group with some middle aged women and thinks this might work. He signs Shane up and Shane is reluctant at first but he quickly starts to love his yoga group. They even have wine nights when they watch reality shows together-

[ola🙈 @o_k_555]

Shane loves it and gets sad that he never got to choose to introduce Ilya to someone as just his husband. There was always the underline of Ilya being his rival that took the joy away. Ilya notices Shane is sad and is determined to find Shane a hobby not related to hockey-

[ola🙈 @o_k_555]

Ilya has a dog walking group (his therapist assigned him to have one thing just for himself) One time he organizes some event in their back yard and introduces Shane to the group. One person knows nothing about hockey so they don’t know who Shane is beyond Ilia’s husband and-

[Kat is working on Fic 🩷 💜 💙 @GalesNumber1]

@o_k_555 ah yes. The Roy Kent treatment with yoga mums. There’s something so fun about putting queer sports icons into yoga groups with women in their 60s who have no idea who the new, young guy is!

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Wrote 5.6K words today :D

I’m so excited for Ted Lasso s4 I had to start working on my post-s3 series again. Roy/Trent I will finish your love story so help me god

[Kat is working on Fic 🩷 💜 💙 @GalesNumber1]

@utter_deckhead When my younger brother was about that age, i was watching Thomas the tank engine with him. He was playing with his Thomas the tank engine trains. He stopped so he could tell me ��my wee wee pokes up when I think about Thomas”

we still tease him about that

[Kat is working on Fic 🩷 💜 💙 @GalesNumber1]

So I just clicked out of the fic and didn’t read it again 💀 it was that easy. I didn’t send death threats or tell a bunch of people online about it so they could also bully and harass the author. Because it was fiction. Nobody real was hurt by this fic.

[Kat is working on Fic 🩷 💜 💙 @GalesNumber1]

I feel like the Pitt twt woukd have so much more fun if they all realized the characters are just Barbie dolls to play with. Like no fanwork will affect the canon lore about them. Or the quasi canon lore the actors and actresses drop in interviews. These are Characters. Objects

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I’m saying this as someone who has also found fic I think is distasteful about characters I love. Where the writer took a canonically gay man and wrote about him realizing he was actually bisexual due to a side character, and he fell in love with this woman. I didn’t like it.

[Kat is working on Fic 🩷 💜 💙 @GalesNumber1]

@lRONITES they’re SO fucking weird about each other it’s amazing