Ј Ꭺ Ꮶ Ꭼ

descendant of the first witch • most powerful witch alive • junior in high school #tɛɛɳмoɳstɛʀs

[Ј Ꭺ Ꮶ Ꭼ @GallantSmartass]

Jake Bennett

- descendant of Jamie Bennett
- junior in high school
- most powerful witch alive
- sixteen years old
- king of awkward nerds

ʀᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴ sʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪs ɴᴜᴛ

[Ј Ꭺ Ꮶ Ꭼ @GallantSmartass]

@SpunkyOddity // I'm here. I just have no muse. At all.

[Ј Ꭺ Ꮶ Ꭼ @GallantSmartass]

@Leavedvixen "You're just so pretty... I didn't think you could be real."

Not even a pickup line, he's just a huge dork.

[Ј Ꭺ Ꮶ Ꭼ @GallantSmartass]

*pokes @Leavedvixen*

[thor knew it @steveisworthy]

today's tea:

╭╯ ╭╯╭╯╭╯ ╭╯
████████████ ═╮
█ gay and straight █ |
█ ships are okay as █ |
█ long as it's not █ |
█ incest or █ |
█ pedophilic. █ |
███████████ ═ ╯

[Ј Ꭺ Ꮶ Ꭼ @GallantSmartass]

"911, this is Jake. How can I help?"

- junior in high school
- most powerful witch alive
- sixteen years old
- king of awkward nerds

ʀᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴ sʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪs ɴᴜᴛ

[Ј Ꭺ Ꮶ Ꭼ @GallantSmartass]

//I'm just going to bow out of the descendants verse. No offense, but you all are just WAY too much drama.

[Ј Ꭺ Ꮶ Ꭼ @GallantSmartass]

//Beautiful. Bravo. We need more of your solos.

[Ј Ꭺ Ꮶ Ꭼ @GallantSmartass]

@_Hydrokinesis_ "We were, but a lot has changed. Caprice has changed everything..."

"Witch is fine. Warlock sounds stupid, like I have beard down to my knees and carry around a stick that is taller than I am or something."

"I can do that, but why is it so important?"

[Ј Ꭺ Ꮶ Ꭼ @GallantSmartass]

"I'll drink holy water to prove to you people that I'm not possessed."

[Ј Ꭺ Ꮶ Ꭼ @GallantSmartass]

@LilLoveGoddess "Discedite."

He growled in latin before releasing her and walking away, unaffected.

[Ј Ꭺ Ꮶ Ꭼ @GallantSmartass]

"I'm glad that everyone is happy for Caprice. I mean, it's not everyday that you spawn Satan's child, I guess."

[Ј Ꭺ Ꮶ Ꭼ @GallantSmartass]

"Dick."

[JACK FROST. @ColdPrankster]

“Guess.”